SR3 – Genki Bowl 7 DLC Walkthrough
Ready for more death and destruction, all in the name of entertainment? Check out Saints Row: The Third’s first big DLC package — Genki Bowl VII. Join the mad genius Dr. Genki on all new activities and games made by his lovely assistants, the Genki Girls. The leader of the Saints has been asked to take part in Professor Genki’s seventh biggest event ever, and that means more gonzo acts of murder for the whole family to enjoy. If you’re a Season Pass owner, this DLC comes free as the first of four promised future releases. If you’re in need of more Saints Row, look no further.
If you want to really crush these courses, you’ll want to check out our tips and strategies below. For even more insane Saints Row goodness, check out our text and video walkthrough of the core game. If you’re in need of the extra information on this particular DLC, stop by our achievements, trophies, and cheats pages.
Get ready to be a contestant in GenkiBowl VII. Use your phone to start each activity. If the next mission does not show up immediately, continue completing activities scattered around the city. Once you complete each activity, find the next difficulty on your map. All the activities are the same, but there are more difficulties that become available once you complete the easy difficulties.
Apocalypse Genki
Call Tammy and start Apocalypse Genki, then follow the marker to the mission start.
You’re going to be a contestant in GenkiBowl VII. After the announcers are finished talking, wait outside the doors to the first activity, and go in whenever you wish.
The objective is simple. Earn money by destroying targets and killing enemies. Make sure you exit the arena before time runs out. Destroy and kill quickly to raise your combo meter, so you can reach your goal faster. Destroy the ethical targets for a bonus, and health targets for health.
Watch the timer, and continue to murder the mascots. As you continue through the arena, watch out for traps.
When you are close to your goal, a brute will be released. Reach your money goal, and move across the bridges to the finish. Move through the doors, and be happy you survived the first part of GenkiBowl VII. Also, if you wish to do this mission again, find the icon on the map. Go to the activity start to play the mission again.
Super Ethical PR Opportunity
Head to the mission start. Once you start the activity, you’ll have a colorful new vehicle. Use the vehicle to motivate Professor Genki for his public appearance, with murder. Don’t just use hit-and-runs, though, because you have an infinite amount of flamethrower.
Once Genki commands you to pick him up, drive up to him and let him get in the car. Watch your pleasure and annoyance meter. Don’t let fans get too close to Genki, and continue to murder using your flamethrowers.
Watch the left of your screen for challenges that Professor Genki will give you. When one does pop up, do exactly what is says. If it asks you to kill a target, look for the marker on your screen, and murder him.
The more challenges you do, and the more you murder, the more your pleasure meter will increase
After the meter is full, drive Professor Genki to the designated location for his public appearance. Prepare for the next insane activity in GenkiBowl VII. Also, if you wish to do this mission again, find the icon on the map. Go to the activity start to play the mission again.
Sexy Kitten Yarngasm
Call Tammy to start Sexy Kitten Yarngasm. Head to the start of the next GenkiBowl activity.
You may notice you’re a ball of yarn, but don’t worry. For Saints Row, this is normal. The objective is to crush your enemies with the giant yarnball. If your combo is built up enough, you can unlock the shockwave weapon.
Roll down the road, and destroy everything you can. Watch the timer, and rack up some cash by crushing enemies. Try to reach your money goal within the time limit.
After you reach your goal, Sexy Kitten Yargasm will be complete. Don’t worry, GenkiBowl VII isn’t over yet. Also, if you wish to do this mission again, find the icon on the map. Go to the activity start to play the mission again.
Sad Panda SkyBlazing
Before you start, check your map. Look for GenkiBowl activities, and complete all of the medium difficulty activities. Once they are complete, check your phone for Sad Panda SkyBlazing. Head to the activity start.
You’ll be in a helicopter, in a panda suit. Once again, this is the norm for Saints Row. Fly through the rings, and kill mascots on designated rooftops. Use the balloons for added lift and ethical climax.
Follow the rings as you are flying, and slow down to land on the rooftops. While you are there, use your chainsaw you murder all of the mascots. The mascots will give you cash when you kill them. Make sure you exit the rooftop quickly, before the timer runs out. To get back in the air, go to one of the Genki Cannons.
Make sure you raise the required amount of cash before you reach the ground. If you need a lift, use a balloon. Balloons can be ethical or unethical, but both work just the same. Continue to follow the rings, and murder until you raise the required amount of cash.
Once you are cleared for landing, follow the rings to the ground. Try to land in the designated landing zone for maximum climax.
Unfortunately, this is the last activity. If you wish to continue, find the medium difficulty activities on your map. Go to the activity start to complete any mission again, at any time. Congratulations, you won GenkiBowl VII.