The Dumbest Game I Ever Played

Sometimes, you may discover that some really bad things happens like Robbie Williams ‘s song said “ it seems forever stop today...Are there bags under your eyes? Do you leave dents where you sit, Are you getting on a bit?” , actually I’ve gone through rough days recently, why? Because I work in a game company and have to play this dumb game everyday to find strategies or tips, anyway, I’m an Editor, the game is called Dumb ways to die 2 game, let’s see what damn dumb stuffs are there in this noob game.

Honestly speaking, I personally like some mobile strategy games or sort of war games in more mature style, I will then give your some really good private goods of mine( free mobile game download) But this shit is too cute and childish, I could bear even love animate style games like defense witches but not this one: It even have a goddamn song with same dumb name, which is played whole time through the game, “ Set fire to your hair, move a stick at a grizzly bear...” It’s just like they sing “ what does the goddamn fox say?” It is brain wash, you know?

I forgot to introduce the game first: Metro Australian released the first edition ‘dumb ways to die’, seems well enough mobile game marketing, amazingly cute MTV in a very funny and welcomed game, and now Dumb ways to die 2 game have come to us for 2 months, it’s even a hot thing especially among European smart phone users.

As the very name, it is easy to imply this is a sequel to the Metro’s first one, this sequel however, added more stuffs from new levels, new stadiums and mostly impressive, more noobs who risk their lives in some ways you could never imagine!

Some mobile video games are meanwhile available on our site.

I have to play all the time, I have to sprint from piranhas or groom a Yeti, which the theme of it is the Olympic Games, as well as many surprises in it, like dolphin rodeo, killer whale dentistry or rocket ski jump. If I have a shotgun, I would waste every single motherf**ker in my room.

More importantly, this damn game find it the feeling like you are watching the video Happy Tree Friends, the latter is more bloody and dumber though. In a word, it can kind of kill some of your spare time, but don’t like it too much, there are more mature mobile strategy games you may like better.

Well, I still remember the time when I played my GTA IV, when I typed NUTTERTOOLS, I owned a mini gun, as I typed PANZER, I got a really OP tank, rammed everywhere, you know. That’s some GTA cheats. Some dumb ways to die cheats are popular searched on Internet, I couldn’t understand why this retard suicide like game is so popular.

But, if you dare to try this game, I would provide free mobile game download on our website, anyway, alles gute!