Welcome to the guide to Sam & Max adventure PC video game, made by Telltale Games. This time, I'd like to get you through second season - guide consists of a very detailed description of all five episodes.
One is a six-foot tall canine shamus with a love of justice. The other's a hyperkinetic rabbity-thing with a taste for violence and an oversized Luger. Together, Sam & Max are the Freelance Police, ridding the streets of bottom-feeding sludge one dastardly miscreant at a time.
Every time you visit new locations, look around and check all possible objects. Check also new objects if they appear in locations you just visit. Please, use this guide if it's really necessary.
Season 2 contains:
Have fun playing the game!
Giant robot Maimtron 9000 attacks you. Exit office and talk to him. When Maimtron will ponder asked question, enter office and pull out the key from his back.
Go down stairs and look at his sole. He has been sent by Santa.
You are in Santa's workshop at the North Pole. Look around (check searchlight, yellow snow, barbed wire on the roof, the showman, the chimney and the tiny topiary. Talk to Soda Poppers.
Enter Santa's Workshop. Talk to the green elf and make him cry. Talk also to the red elf. Look carefully around workshop.
Take three toys lying under the tree (world's simplest maze, Boxing Betty and the watering can) and the gift tags beside present. See a trampoline, toy guillotine, cannon, bowling pin, toy bird, red and green monitor, magnetic north pole, record player and all objects on the second part of workshop. Try to enter Santa's room.
Exit workshop. Use the watering can on tiny topiary. Get on the roof and enter Santa's room through the chimney. Take the Christmas record contains satanic song and exorcism parchment (right of the fireplace). Look around and get back to workshop.
To do an exorcism, you will need to collect 4 horsemen of the Apocalypse. Ask red elf about them. All figures have been sent to Sam and Max street. Go to Desoto and drive home.
The first one you will find in Stinky's restaurant. Talk to Stinky (Horseman is a prize in contest). Before you will give an answer (check note lying on the table), talk to Abe, Sybil and the bug.
How it works:
- Sybil always choose the right answer,
- The bug always choose D,
- Abe's answer will be answer you tell him,
- the right answer never wins.
Questions are not difficult. For example: What is the day between Tuesday and Thursday?
If the right answer is C, Sybil will take it. The Bug always choose D, so tell Abe to choose A or B and then check the last free option. Stinky will give you a horseman.
Exit Stinky's and talk to COPS in garage. They will give you horseman if you win a minigame. Your goal is to drive over 30 Elmers in 60 seconds. After driving, the horseman will be standing on Desoto.
Go to Maimtron 9000 and talk to Jimmy Two Teeth. He has third horseman. Use Boxing Betty to win the fight with him and take figure.
After loose, Jimmy will want to commit a suicide. Talk to him and try to cheer him up. The last horseman is in Bosco store. Talk to Bosco and see figure on x-ray viewer. Drive to workshop and click on green monitor. Choose Obsess-o-matic stopwatch from the gift list. Take one gift tag and address package to Bosco. Go back to Bosco and take Horseman.
You have all figures needed for exorcism. Drive to Santa's Workshop and stand beside North Pole. Use figures on NP. Go to record player and play Christmas vinyl.
In the moment of choice, select answers:
- like Gelatinous 600
- in lower Manitoba
- like Mimesweeper
- hey, shambling corporate presence!
Demon appears. Enter Santa's room and open the safe. Take Spirit Bottle - three Spirits of Christmas (Past, Present and Future) appears. Exit workshop.
Talk to Spirit of Christmas Past. He wants you to help Jimmy Two Teeth and his family. Place the world's simplest maze after turning TV on. Mrs. Mary Two Teeth will lose the way. Take her and drive her to Jimmy. He will give you boxing glove. Go back to portal and give boxing glove Jimmy in the past. Task complete.
Talk to Spirit of Christmas Present. Go through portal to Stinky's restaurant. See the bug on the table. Go back and take snowball from yellow snow. Use snowball on bug. Task complete.
Talk to Spirit of Christmas future. See Sam & Max surrounded by lava. Go back and check Santa's sleigh. You need a coal to power up. Go to Santa's room and see blue machine on the right - those people who lies, get socks full of coal. And who is the biggest liar? Stinky of course. Go to her and talk. Drive to Santa's workshop and click green monitor. Choose Footbath - piranha aquarium and address it to Stinky. Go back to restaurant and you will get coal. Drive back to North Pole and use coal on sleigh. Task complete.
All 3 Spirits are in the bottle. Use it on demon.
Shoot the red switch - the toy bomber stops.
Shoot it again, and wait until it fly above the trampoline.
Shoot the red switch to stop.
Shoot the cannon.
Shoot the switch to move toy above Santa.
Shoot the switch to drop cannonball to Flounder Pounder.
End of episode one.
Red Bermuda triangle is chasing Sybil. Talk to Bosco and learn how to stop the triangle.
If you want to stop triangle, show red octagon. See photos on the wall and exit.
Walk to Stinky's Restaurant. Talk to Stinky and Flint Paper. He's observing Bosco. On the wall, at right, there is red STOP sign. Take it.
Exit Stinky and use STOP sign on Bermuda triangle.
You are on Easter Island. Sybil and Abe have a picnic. Talk to Moai Heads. The first one is a guardian of the storm - when he goes mad, a little thunderstorm shows up above his head. The second is a female Moai - she controls the wind. Last one controls the earth.
See the fountain of youth guarding by piranhas, Noah Ark, Lost & Found box. Talk to Abe & Sybil.
Go through little bridge and talk to baby Jimmy Hoffa. Go left to Tiny Tiki bar.
Talk to baby Amelia Earthart, Dan Cooper and Charles Lindbergh. See surfboard machine - you can practice on it. Look at bar - there are three drinks available: Water, Paci-Fire and Diaper rash.
Take tiki glass and fill it with water. Use the glass on the kettle on the left. Do the same with Paci-fire and fire pit, but first talk to baby Glenn Miller.
Go back home through red triangle portal. Talk to COPS.
After conversation, minigame will start. The point of the game is to run over bagpipes lying on the street. Use keyboard arrows to control Desoto. Prize: car horn.
Give the car horn to baby Glenn Miller. He will give you conch - use it on Sam to hear the music. Take one drink (no matter which) from the bar and give it to baby Jimmy Hoffa.
Jimmy wants drink only from a member of the waitress union. Use drink on surfing machine. Try to keep bottle on your head. If another bottle will be throw, move to left or right. Otherwise stay at center.
Go back to Jimmy. This time he will drink, but still don't want let you in the cave.
Fountain of youth is guarding by piranhas. See 2 yellow and 3 blue gongs placed near fountain and Moai heads. Above two of them, there are small Bermuda triangles. If you hit the gong (by mallet or shoot it), Bermuda triangle will appear above. They are some kind of portal between blue and yellow triangle. Try to put your hand through.
You need to get rid off piranhas to take some water from fountain and give Jimmy Hoffa to drink. Hit the blue gong on the left of first Moai head and the yellow one on the right of fountain
Use conch on female Moai and quickly talk to buried Moai. Make him angry. Thunderstorm appears, get through portal and see how piranha dies.
Take some water and give baby Jimmy Hoffa. He will disappear. Enter underground cave.
Talk to Ocean Chimps. You need to prove, that Max is the highest priest.
Requirements:
- be anointed by the Feet,
- feed the people (Banang),
- repair Max's "face".
Exit underground cave.
Hit the blue gong between female and third Moai. Enter underground cave and hit yellow gong.
Talk to Chimps and say that The Feet shall now anoint Max. When Max will stand under the Feet, use conch on triangle.
Look around the cave. Take blue bowling ball and red-oozing snail. See crates and the radio.
See radio in crashed plane. Set 7175mHz frequency and scare Bosco "We are observing your earth". Turn radio off.
Go to Bosco's Store and take Banang.
Go back underground cave and use Banang on ceremonial urn.
See hanging stalactite. Take travel guide lying near the plane. Read it (right click in inventory).
Go to Stinky and talk to her. Order the special (granite sandwich). Basalt sandwich that you need is serving only for kids.
Drink water from the fountain and go back to Stinky. Too late.
There is a gong in Stinky's restaurant. Use red snail on hanging gong.
Hit the gong. Go to Easter Island and drink water once again. Talk to Stinky and order basalt sandwich.
Give basalt sandwich to third Moai. Tell him a few jokes until he start laughing.
Go to underground cave and take stalactite. Use it on Max's figure. Now Max is the highest priest.
Drag the lever and push the red emergency button. Too late, volcano is going to explode.
Go downstairs. Take sock crown and priest medallion (use it on red snail trail). Exit cave and see pink Bermuda triangle. Shoot the gong on the island far away.
Hit the blue gong and use medallion on it. Easter Island saved.
End of episode two.
Look around the office. See objects from previous episodes. See zombie stealing Jessie James hand.
Exit office and talk to zombies. See beer stein...
... and Jimmy's Two-Teeth Lucky Vermin Club.
Enter Bosco's Store - it's closed. Enter Sybil and talk to her.
She's making casting for her new boyfriend. See gifts, the chocolate heart and Soul Mater (ask Sybil about it).
Go to Stinky's restaurant and talk to her. See UV sunlamp and ask Stinky if you can take UV sunlamp bulb. Before you leave, talk to Abe.
Talk to COPS in garage about zombie's factory. Play minigame to win super antenna for Desoto. After play, antenna will be automatically placed on Desoto. Drive to Stuttgart.
See gargoyle and try to talk to zombies in queue.
Go right. See the opened coffin, the tomb and opened grave (get brain).
Try to enter the factory. Talk to Agent Superball - he wont let you in because of queue. See garlic clove cigarettes in trash container.
Go left and throw brain on gargoyle. Zombies will run for it. Now you can enter the factory.
Meet Jurgen. Talk to him twice.
Look around.
Take the bottle from the bar and go behind DJ Booth. Check all buttons. Each one has a special effect. Buttons on the middle have vocal effects and blue buttons change the music.
Read the rhyme from the coffin:
My dark mistress longs for death
To return to her velvet sepulcher
Her only passion the void's embrace
Or else she'd reply to my letters.
Last words are the key to open secret passage.
Go into DJ booth and push vocal buttons (death, sepulcher, embrace, letters).
Enter passage and use UV bulb on the spotlight. Push the forth blue button in DJ Both.
Talk to Jurgen and challenge him.
Answers:
Count Cryptwind Deathgrasp
Baron Bat-Anguish von Nightmare.
We'll knock you out deader than Bela Lugosi.
Our world is endless torment and sorrow.
'Cause all creation ends in death and decay.
Jurgen looses.
Exit factory and take garlic clove cigarettes from the trash. Drive to TV WARP Studios. Talk to everybody. See malt liquor during making the movie.
Replace malt liquor with garlic clove cigarettes in the bag. Ask director to make movie again. This time Max will get garlic clove cigarettes from the bag. Go back to the factory and talk to Jurgen.
Go to the Sam & Max's office. Drink water from bottle taken from factory's bar (click on Sam or Max). Take holy water from ceremonial urn into the bottle and go back to Stuttgart. Before you go in, leave cigarettes in the trash and give bottle to Max. He gets aureole above his head.
Talk to Jurgen and beat him again in rhyme competition. He will bite Max and drink his blood.
Follow Jurgen to his secret room. You are dead.
You are zombie now. Talk to Abraham Lincoln zombie, Agent Superball...
... and other zombies on the left. Now you understand what they say. Enter the castle (watch Abe is following you).
Click on the fireplace. Flint Paper appears. He shoots Lincoln (his brain fly away). You can't pick it up yet, Flint is guarding.
Get through fireplace to the secret room and talk to Sam & Max's souls. See the coffin behind them, picture above and alchemic book (read about turning chocolate into the gold).
Go to the right side of the room. See alchemic machine, "never-die" batteries (dead of course). Take bolt cutters from the ground.
Pull the power switch and talk to Jurgen's Monster. He's lonely, incomplete and wants to meet Sybil.
He's missing some body parts (heart, hand and brain). Try to replace them with those from the table. Take him to Sybil.
Talk to Sybil and all suitors. Try to take Soul Mater and the chocolate heart. Help Sybil and choose questions to ask. Now, you need to help Monster win.
First, eliminate Harry. When Sybil ask 3rd question to Harry, quickly click on chocolate heart. Agent Superball will replace Harry.
Talk to Agent Superball and take chocolate heart.
Go outside and try to take off super antenna from Desoto. You can't? Use bolt cutters.
Use super antenna on alchemic machine and pull power lever. Use chocolate heart on the machine and you will get golden heart.
See wooden stakes on the left and Jurgen's picture above. Remember last words of poem from the picture behind him. You will use them to unlock another passage.
Go back to dance floor and check DJ booth. "Enter" words from the picture: abyss, razors, pain, parents. Passage behind Flint will open. If you will enter passage on the left, you will get through opened doors and knockout Flint. Get Lincoln's brain and drive home.
See animation with Jessie James hand. Enter Stinky's restaurant.
If you shoot JJ's hand, she will shoot at you too. Note, that power of every JJ hand's shoot moves her. Go left and take a fire, until hand will be near by tar cake. Now go talk to Stinky and take immobilized hand.
Go back to Stuttgart and mount new organs to Jurgen's Monster (JJ's hand, golden heart and Lincoln's brain). Propose to visit Sybil again.
Choose all three questions again. This time, Monster will answer them perfectly.
When everybody left Sybil, take Soul Mater from the table and go to Stuttgart. Enter Jurgen's room (behind fireplace). Sam & Max's souls will go back to bodies (but not the right one's). Jurgen wake up. He wants to fight.
Try to use wooden stake on him or shoot him. Nothing works, he's to fast. Only Monster can beat him.
Give Soul Mater to Monster and use Soul Sucker. Now Sam & Max's souls are in Monster's body.
Use wooden stake on Jurgen and watch final scene. Flint Paper appears.
End of episode three.
Enter Bosco's store and talk to Flint.
Jump through the counter and look around. Take Moai Head toy from the ground and look close at counter. On the wall there is laser security keyboard (to bathroom) and some words above:
The code is in my head.
Put Moai Head toy into X-Ray machine. Take photo and place it on lamp above counter. See security code. Jump back and enter the code.
Enter bathroom and look around. See bulletin board, toupees and writings on the wall (If you explode it T-H-E-Y will come; Baking soda + vinegar = eruption). Enter cabin and take bottle of vinegar.
See volcano's models on the left, barrels of baking soda and writing on the wall Not big enough. Bigger!
Take some baking soda from the barrel and put it in volcano model. Now add some vinegar and boom! Explosion is too small to meet T-H-E-M.
Shoot the barrel and put some vinegar.
Boscow appear. Talk to him.
Look around the ship. See elevator and put in Bosco's card. Elevator is now your new way of transport.
Talk to Bosco's Mother and take chemical sampler from baby maker machine. There is a one DNA sample (from Momma Bosco) but is still missing father sample.
Take modified carbon dater from the ground and enter bathroom. Pick up cork from the bottle standing on the toilet.
Use carbon dater on Momma Bosco. You will get new card to an elevator. Look at elevator and push HOME button.
Talk to Boscow and use carbon dater on Sam & Max. You will get two new elevator cards. One will lead you to Stinky's restaurant and one will take you to your office in the future (Intergalactic Freelance Police).
Go to Stinky and talk to grandpa. Use chemical sampler on tar cake from the counter.
On the left you will find a screwdriver. Talk to little Sam & Max. Sam needs new A.I. for his new game.
Use screwdriver on cabinet on the right and take President's letter.
Go back to elevator and travel to IFC (Intergalactic Freelance Police). Talk to old Sam & Max and look around the office. See bulletin board (Stinky and Mariachi death announce, but unreadable).
Use the Oval Office Time Card to get to the White House. Look around and talk to Agent Superball.
Ask him for a Gooey molasses tar cake patent. Show him President's letter and take his DNA sample from the pillow.
Go to Momma Bosco and put in baby maker machine Superball's DNA. Go back to the ship.
Boscow changed into Boscoball. Talk to him and go to Stinky. Show grandpa tar cake patent. Pick up A.I.
Go back to the ship and click on central computer. Choose abusive language from settings. Go back to Stinky and talk to little Sam. Give him A.I.
Go and talk to Momma Bosco. See Max's seducing. Go to Oval Office. Take President's DNA sample from envelope (on the desk). Go to Bosco's Momma and use sample on baby maker machine.
Bosco is now "fixed". Talk to him and go to second room (Soul crushing room). Three Mariachi appears. Bosco has heart attack and his soul trapped in soul destroying machine.
Look around hall. See soul crushing control panel, clock, suck and bridge button. Talk to old Mariachi - Pedro. He wants to have answers for few questions. For example:
How do I die?
What came first the chicken or the egg?
Go back to room with elevator and take Embarrassing Idol time card from the computer.
Talk to Capitan and Listening Mariachi. Capitan wants to have his own solo career and Listening is waiting for someone's birthdays.
Firstly, take care of Old Mariachi - Pedro. Go to Oval Office and use carbon dater on Agent Superball. You will get time card that will take you to your office in the past. Go there. Talk to Agent Superball and take Boxing Betty controller (you will get egg for it). Use the cork on volcano.
Go to IFC and one more time look at bulletin board. Pick up Mariachi's obituary - this time it's readable. Show it to Pedro.
Take printer's ink and go to central computer in elevator room. Ask for print Embarrassing Idol Time card one more time. This time it will be empty.
Use it on elevator. You will travel to beginning of the universe. Mr. Featherly! Use egg on him and go back to Pedro - show him the chicken.
If you want to get rid off Listening Mariachi, someone must have birthdays. Look at time cards in elevator - on each one there is scanned person's date of birth. Go to oval office. Look at big calendar and move "TODAY" card on 6th of September. Now talk to Agent Superball and ask about his birthdays. Listening Mariachi appears. Quickly get to elevator until Mariachi stop playing.
Now move to Embarrassing Idol studio. Talk to Sam & Max. Tell them to go to Agent Superball - he will erase them memory.
Talk to them again. Choose from the answers:
- You need to get a clue
- We've got one
Now you have music contract. Give it to Captain Mariachi.
Now all three Mariachi are gone. You can go and rescue Bosco. Press the Bridge Button.
Now go to soul crushing control panel. Press soul crushing button and use tar cake sample on the clock. Click on Bosco's body and run through Bermuda Triangle.
End of episode four.
This is a station to Hell. Look around and see Bosco's body.
You will find Harry on the right - talk to him. He's working as a Death. If you want to get on the train, you will need a token. Climb the ladder.
On the corner, you will find Momma Bosco's ghost. Talk to her and try to enter the shop. Flint Paper appears.
Go left as soon as you find robot wreck. Talk (several times) to Jimmy Two-Teeth and give him the A.I. (from the elevator). Talk to Maimtron (Timmy get hurts).
Get Boxing Betty controller to control Maimtron (in office you have one). Unfortunately you can't enter office - doors are locked by the elevator. Click on the window of your office.
Use controller on Maimtron. Guide him to the window on the floor. He will get a token for you.
Go down to sewer and give token to Harry.
Welcome to Hell! Talk to secretary Jurgen. Look around at his desktop and see rest of reception. Enter Hell's Office.
Talk to SCP (Shambling Corporate Presence) and pick up his coffee cup.
Talk to Hugh Bliss (see the list of censored words and magnets). Now go to Brady Culture and have a word with him. Take his keycard.
Now look around Hell. See the clock, calendar, writings near Hugh and the kitchen. There is a bulletin board, Mr. Spatula, microwave, and write above sink.
There is also conference room near the kitchen
Go right to Sam & Max's room.
Look around. Check file cabinets, plaque and dioramas. Click on every diorama to see what it contains.
Use keycard on card reader and click on Bosco's diorama (theater). Talk to naked Bosco and to every demon (Momma Bosco, Sybil and Pedro). Pick up Nitro Oxide and leave diorama clicking on icon at right bottom side of monitor.
Now use Nitro Oxide on Desoto diorama and go through. While driving, try to jump from quarter half-pipe (use nitro) to theater window.
Now go back to hell and see Satan. He don't want talk to you.
Go back to Sam & Max room and enter Santa's diorama. Talk to him. See demon babies, gift and picture on gift's dispenser monitor.
Exit workshop and enter Elf's diorama. Talk to him completely and give advice about new toy.
Select:
- commando style (he will be armor less).
- acid for blood.
Go back to Santa. Look at gift dispenser monitor and see commando toy. Now shoot at gift package with commando. See demon babies gone.
Go back to Hell. Satan still don't want to talk.
Go back and enter Stinky's diorama. Talk to Stinky's grandpa and to rat guests. Take Cooking Book from book display at right. Note, if someone will say censored words, Hugh Bliss appear and warn Stinky.
Go back to Sam & Max room. See Two-Theeth cabinet file is open. Take Jimmy thick files. Now go to COPS's garage. Little Timmy get hurts and he is dying. He will not go to hell. You must try to do little "exchange" of files with Jimmy if you can't, talk to Harry.
Go to Sybil. Talk to her twice and to Monster. Shoot the Monster and Harry appears.
Now run quickly to garage and use Jimmy files on Timmy files. Timmy dies.
Go back to Hell to Stinky's diorama. This time, you will see Timmy as a guest of cooking program. Talk to him and Hugh Bliss appears to close the program.
Go to Hell's office. This time Satan will talk to you. Sam gets jailed.
Talk to Soda Popper and pick up bone saw from Max's table.
Try to shoot the safe hanging above Poppers. Look at hole in the wall. Talk to Max and throw him the keycard. He will take care of the boy.
Talk to Soda Poppers. You need to eliminate them.
Go to Bosco's Store. It's Abe's bachelor party. Talk to everyone. Note what they are drinking.
Go outside. Click on Desoto and talk to Satan. Search his stuff.
Go to Sybil. She's seduced by Soda Popper. If you want to get rid of him, you need to know his real name. Ask Timmy - he's the biggest fun of Soda Poppers.
Unfortunately his name is censored. Remember censored words list? Use Satan's grocery list on it. Go back to Timmy and ask for Soda Poppers name again.
Go to Sybil and talk to Popper.
Go to Stinky's restaurant and talk to everyone. Give Stinky's grandpa the cooking book.
Pick up fruit cider from the counter and use it on punch cooler. Now talk to everyone. Use bone saw on Monster and cutter piece get into "Stinky's" cake.
Go to garage. Poppers challenge Chippy. Go behind Bosco's store.
Use the paper clip chain on the crack hole. Go back to garage and use Mime Sweeper cartridge on Chippy.
After long cut-scene, you are in Hell's office again. Shot the bell above ice cream truck. SCP will open truck doors. Pick up some ice creams.
Pick up ritual candle (try to use it on Poppers), and right click on cooking book to read the recipe for the cake of damned.
You need fish, coffee ice creams and tar. So use SCP coffee cup, ice creams and tar sample on Mr. Spatula aquarium. Now use candle on the cake and give it on Poppers.
The wedding.
End of season 2.
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