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The 5 most annoying custom classes in Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 3

Sure, you could totally pick your favorite gun, find a side arm that fits your style, and tweak the Killstreaks, Deathstreaks, and Perks to your liking, but then you'll just end up doing well. You don't want to do well. You want to be annoying. You want to be the player the other players curse and scream about. You want to be so annoying that you make other players rage quit and write angry comments online about how bad the game's multiplayer is. That's what you want and we're here to help. We've put together a list of not the best, but the most brutally dickish custom classes we've come up with to help ruin other players' good times.

Suicide Bomber

For when you want to take your life into your own hands

Primary Weapon: Assault Rifle with Noob tube attached
Secondary Weapon: SMAW
Lethal: Frag
Tactical: Concussion
Killstreak: UAV/Ballistic Vests/doesn’t matter, you’ll never get there
Deathstreak: Martyrdom or Dead Man’s Hand for best results
Perk 1: Extreme Conditioning
Perk 2: Blast Shield
Perk 3: Sitrep

How it works: Even though explosives have been nerfed considerably in MW3, it’s still awesome to blow things up. Find your target, time your grenade pin pulls and haul ass straight for the nearest enemy. When you pull the pin on your frag grenade, even if you get shot and killed, the grenade will drop and explode – it’s your own bootlegged Martyrdom. The Extreme Conditioning, Blast Shield, and Sitrep perks will get you in the enemy’s face fast and keep you from being blown apart prematurely by the other team’s traps and explosives. The best way to get a guaranteed kill is to throw a concussion grenade at enemies in a confined area and run in ready to blow, or sneak up from behind to deliver the coup de grace, but the most gratifying kills come when you run head on and blow the other team apart.

Rack up kills by noob-tubing choke points, nading flag captures, and shoving rockets down peoples’ throats with the SMAW, then use your UAV to find your next victims, strap on a Ballistic Vest, and balls to the wall, bum rush a group of enemies. If you managed to die enough (not suicide)before this to earn yourself a Dead Man’s Hand Deathstreak, set that baby off and hope for a multi-kill. Granted, this class isn’t going to do much for your kill/death ratio, but it will sure as hell get some people pretty ticked.

Serial Killer

Because who doesn’t want to be the villain in a slasher flick?

Primary Weapon: Knife
Secondary Weapon: Knife
Tactical: Scrambler
Lethal: Throwing knife
Killstreak: Support: UAV/Counter UAV/ Advanced UAV
Deathstreak: Martyrdom
Perk 1: Blind Eye
Perk 2: Assassin
Perk 3: Dead Silence

How it works: Immediately find the darkest, creepiest enclosure in the map – preferably one with as few entrances as possible. It doesn’t matter if it’s on your side or their side, just find it, run to it, go into a corner, plant your Scrambler down, and hide. The perks are set up to make sure that you’re undetectable on radar, meaning no one will ever know that you’re there. Once an enemy wanders in your scrambler will start playing tricks on his radar, making him feel like he has stumbled into a trap. Because he has.

When someone walks in the room immediately throw your knife at them while running in their direction. Once close enough stab them as quickly as possible, pick up their knife, and find a new corner to hide in. Repeat this until they start to wise up on your location, and then simply choose a different building and repeat the process. Before long it’ll be like a horror movie – they’ll be afraid to enter any building or enclosure for fear of the mysterious serial killer lurking in the shadows. Muwhahaha!

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Camping Bastard

Pitch a tent and roast some marshmallows

Primary Weapon: Any light machine gun with Impact and a scope
Secondary Weapon: Any silenced pistol
Lethal: Bouncing Betty
Tactical: Portable Radar
Killstreak: Counter UAV/Airdrop Trap/ Remote Turret
Deathstreak: Revenge
Perk 1: Sleight of Hand
Perk 2: Assassin
Perk 3: Marksman

How it works: That’s right, a camper with a machine gun. Why? Because the point of this class isn’t to go on crazy kill streaks, or hide from your opponents, but to make your foes fear being seen. In a way, it’s the opposite of the Serial Killer class, which serves to make the inside seem dangerous. Instead, this turns the outdoors into no man’s land by assuring that there will be bullets flying whenever the opponent is in the open.

And that’s your job. Find a spot, drop a Bouncing Betty on the ground, equip a light machine gun with Impact so you can hit enemies through walls, and start shooting at everything that moves. Change windows as much as possible and do your best to keep everyone suppressed, only leaving when absolutely necessary. Don’t worry about kills. Don’t worry about deaths. Just make your opponent’s lives miserable. If you do manage to get enough kill to use the Airdrop Trap go right ahead and drop it in plain sight – if anyone is dumb enough to go after it you’re getting free kills.

Killstreak Killer

Griefing the griefers

Primary Weapon: Any
Secondary Weapon: Stinger launcher
Lethal: Any
Tactical: EMP grenade
Killstreak: Counter UAV/SAM Turret/EMP
Deathstreak: Revenge
Perk 1: Blind Eye Pro
Perk 2: Hardline Pro
Perk 3: Sitrep

How it works: What’s worse than scoring an Osprey Gunner then immediately watching it fall out of the sky from an EMP blast? Well, nothing really. This is the goal of the Killstreak Killer – crush your opponents’ hopes of getting their freebee kills with their precious Killstreaks.

Grab a few kills to prep for your Killstreak kill-fest, toss EMP grenades at ground support and activate the Counter UAV and SAM Turret whenever possible to cripple early streakers. When things start to heat up, bust out your Stinger launcher and keep your eyes on the sky. The Stinger works the best for taking down aircraft, and with Blind Eye Pro, not only will you be invisible to attackers in the air, you will be able to get a lock-on in less than half the time. Air support can even be shot down before they enter the combat area, so listen to your radio and those choppers will be hitting dirt before they enter the map. Rack up enough Killstreak kills and unleash the power of the EMP to wipe the map clean of those pesky annoyances and break some hearts.

Get to the Chopper

Bring down sweet, glorious death from above

Primary Weapon: Shotgun
Secondary Weapon: Launcher
Lethal: Grenade
Tactical: Flashbang
Killstreak: UAV / Predator Missile / Helicopter
Deathstreak: Hollow Point
Perk 1: Extreme Conditioning
Perk 2: Hardline
Perk 3: Steady Aim

How it works: One of the most annoying Killstreaks in Modern Warfare 3 is the helicopter. Even if you’re ready with a rocket launcher it’s usually able to take down one or two enemies before it’s blown up, and if left to wreak havoc (as it usually is) it can be devastating. That’s why we built this class, with one goal and one goal only: to get to the chopper, and to get to the chopper fast.

Thanks to Hardline you can get to the UAV with only two kills, and then the Predator Missile with only four. You’re going to have to get to the two kills yourself, and do your best to save your UAV until you’re close to getting the Predator Missile. Once you get the Missile use the UAV and find a small cluster of enemies – it isn’t hard. Drop the missile on them and you’re likely at (or just before) the Helicopter. Once the chopper is out you’ve won, and you’re guaranteed at least a few more kills (and an annoying few minutes for the enemies).