How do you track down rockhopper

Tracking down Rockhopper is very easy, but these steps need to be followed with extreme care and caution, as one slip up will ruin the tracking and make you have to start over.

1. Go on Club Penguin and make a new account. This new account should be called "{Sup4hl33tk1LLa}CaP-a-CoP." Just copy that into the name.
2. Go to the server "Tuxedo" and sign-in.
3. Go into the Gift Shop and ask someone to marry you.
4. If they say yes, tell them to come with you. If they don't then say F*** You and leave.
5. After that ordeal is done, go into the Pizza Parlor and get a job. Make sure to ask the people that come in if they want some Powerthirst.
6. After you earn 100 Imaginary Moneys, go to the Lighthouse and ascend to the top of the structure.
7. Once at the top of the Lighthouse, spin around 3 times and yell "I WANT ROCKHOPPER!" 10 times.
8. After that, go to the Dojo and become a belt higher than what you were before. IF you are a blackbelt, the disregard this step.
9. Then, surf at the Cove until you get bored.
10. Once bored, go back to the Lighthouse and repeat step 7.
11. Then, get out a timer and wait exactly 9 minutes.
12. Once nine minutes passes, run up and down the lighthouse 5 times.
13. Now, travel to every single possible area, including indoors areas in any order.
14. After visiting every location, go back to the area with the gift shop.
15. Finally, log out of Club Penguin, exit out of your browser, go outside and make some friends, you sad excuse for a human being.