How do you get all the badges on stealing the diamond
1. BUNP- use the "snap neck" option
2. It's a Joke Guys- use the "liquidificator" option and click the word "mispeled" at the bottom of the "liquidificator instructions"
3. 01100010- use the "pokeball" option, and when popups start to appear, click "OK" on 3 of the popups
4. Like a D6- use the "jumble hoppers" option 3 times in a row
5. Aggressive ending- Choose bust in, then ram, then shield, then tow cable, then rock, then bubble, then diamond
6. Epic Ending- Choose sneak in, then pick, then plane, then the arrow pointing to the left, then super mushroom, then gear
7. Failtastic- fail 55 times
8. Undetected ending- Choose sneak in, then teleporter, then penny, then wire, then hammer, then plank, then diamond
9. Fail Champion- find all 40 unique fails. List:
1. Shrink ray 2. Liquidificator 3. Jumble Hoppers 4. Anti-Gravity Cap 5. Falcon Punch 6. Invisibility Pill 7. Tranquilizer 8. Portal Gun 9. Drop 10. Laser Cutter 11. Cheese 12. Cannon 13. Jump 14. Rifle 15. Snap Neck 16. Jump (spacebar) 17. Kick (K) 18. Wait (when you're supposed to use ram) 19. Lance 20. Mace 21. Wait (when you're supposed to use shield) 22. Basket 23. Wait (when you're supposed to use tow cable) 24. Branch 25. Wait (when you're supposed to use rock) 26. Sticky Grenade 27. Wait (when you're supposed to use bubble) 28. Bribe (officer's head) 29. Drive (handlebars to scooter) 30. Wait (when you're supposed to use diamond) 31. Gun (AK-47) 32. Bombshell (bombshell) 33. Wait (when you're supposed to use plane) 34. the arrow pointing up (my least favorite fail) 35. Crowbar 36. Metroid 37. Pokeball 38. The button with a hazard on it 39. The button with a satellite on it 40. A button with a 0 and a percent sign on it.
10. Obscure medal- click on all 7 paintings
1. Lolwut pear- found after you ram into the building
2/3. Two paintings that zoom by really fast before you're supposed to use shield. Be quick when clicking them.
4. Zeus Rage- found near the exit after using tow cable.
5. Angry Hitler 1945- found by the gun case after the creeper blows you through the wall
6. No U, Luigi- found in the retro by the door to the diamond exhibit.
7. A painting spotted by the exit on the floor during the robot scene. Be quick when clicking it, because you only have one second before a piece of rubble falls on top of it.
11. Tldr- use the "portal gun" option and click the word "here" in the fail text
If it didn't help you, I'm sorry. This is the best I can explain it.