Oblivion IV, Elder Scrolls Fighters Guild Questline

If you are playing Oblivion, and bored of all the important work you have been doing so far throughout the game, and want to do some labouring, hauling and errand running, it is time that you have joined the Fighters guild. I, as i were in level 40 or something, have not been insulted that much, in game of course, when they asked me to check if someone is okay. Bloody hell! What am i? A scope? A messenger? Is this not "fighters" guild, are we not supposed to fight with someone? Or at least with each other if we can not find anyone to fight? But no, we have to go check why some idiot called Maglir have not finished his contract and reported back in. We have to go check if the son of head of the fighters guild is okay. Great, and now we are babysitting. Apart from rare occasions that we fight in Fighters guild quests, we run errands, and most stupid errands they generally are.

There is this, BLackwood Company, whose members are that serpentine race. I can not recall their name. Well they seem to have gaining the upper hand in job hunting. So, at last we got some fight. Even that this is not something epic but merely fighting for our coin, it is FIGHTING and something at least worthy of our name, fighter's guild. After some time in examination, we can learn nothing about them. Apart from the fact that our retarded "friend" who got his arse saved by us, god knows how many times, got in Blackwood Company instead of fighter's guild. So to spy about, we decide to join the black wood company either. When we do, the retards expose their most precious secret in the first mission they give to us. Our character and few other black wood company member gathered up in the basement and given something to drink. We later learn that it is something called heist, which gets you high, and extremely high. However, because it is only for that serpentine race, it is dangerous. Well, we get high, then go to some town which is said to be invaded by trolls. Most interestingly the trolls do not attack us. So we attack them anyway, we kill every last of them. Then return to the town. Then we wake up in Fighter's guild. No, this was certainly not a dream about us joining the Black wood company instead and doing some real work. It was something that we did when high. After that, we passed out because we were not used to the heist plant. Our friends in the fighters guild have found us on the street, lying.

We have their secret exposed and we decide to prevent them from doing this. They start attacking fighters guild members in the open, we kill them all but son of our grandmaster dies. So we mourn, at least she does. - Yes it is a she, the grand master of fighters guild, maybe this is why we have been doing such retarded things all round - After that, we are sent to the Black wood company head quarters to remove their heist stock. We find a heist tree there, burn it, and its done. When we are back, we become the grand master. It is so silly really. The whole thing is about some heist tree and some guys drinking its liquor, then attacking us. Why do we bother?