How do you know if your addicted to World of Warcraft

Here are some things that World of Warcraft players typically do... (really this list should be in the hundreds of thousands, but I'll summarize with ten.)

10. You "claim allegiance" to the horde (and/or alliance), your guild, and your arena team.
9. You pay someone $30 so they can get 2 months of WoW (and more importantly, so you can get that awesome zhevera mount!)
8. When you lose a duel to someone, you repeatedly curse them and put them on your ignore list.
7. You spend hours browsing the auction house for pets and various potions.
6. You have a rivalry with your fellow co-workers, who are addicted to runescape.
5. You bribe people with real money to get gold.
4. You know all of the slang terminology in WoW by heart, and you bring it up in conversation when talking to your girlfriend or wife. (Example: You had a lot of aggro last night" or "Don't drink all that, those mana poti... I mean... water bottles at once.")
3. You dye your skin green every independence day (or as you call it, "Midsummer festival") to look like an orc.
2. Instead of watching the Super Bowl, you and your buddies crowd around the computer and pretend to drink alcohol during Brewfest.
1. You have pledged a commitment to Blizzard Entertainment to obey them forever, or be punishable by death.
0. You are sexually attracted to Female Blood Elves without their gear on while they dance on top of mailboxes.