Is there a Kingdom Hearts fan club

Yes there is! I am a member although it is in a secret place on Earth! To be a member you have to prove your self worthy to the dark side! After this, Leader Jacob will come and collect you and give you a light saber. You can choose the dark side or the jedi side! Or you can just jump off the balcony and kill yourself. I choose to kill myself. I am writing this from heaven and if you dont pray to god right now i will blow up all of Earth!! Mwahahahahaha!!!