How to Get a Girlfriend in Grand Theft Auto 5 (GTA V)

A lot of people seemed to like the girlfriend mini-game in the past few Grand Theft Auto games.

Me personally, I thought it was a pain in the ass. Pleasing picky women that criticized your weight, or clothing, or hair style, where you took them out on a date, the list goes on and on.

Don’t we as men get enough of that in real life? Why on earth would I want that simulation in a video game?

For those of you that loved the in game drama of having a girlfriend, I’m sorry to report that you can’t have that type of girlfriend in Grand Theft Auto 5.

You can however have what a lot of guys would consider something better, which is a cell phone full of phone numbers for stripper booty calls!

Yes, I Said Stripper Booty Calls!

That’s right, you can have every stripper at the club at your beckoned call, sexting you naughty pics every now and again!

Hit up the Strip Club in your best pimp swag (not necessary, but it sounded good) and talk to your favorite stripper. She’ll ask if you want to go private, your answer of course is YES!

Once Diamond, or Sapphire , or whatever your strippers name is starts doing her thing, you’ll have options to touch and flirt with her. Be careful though, if the bouncer catches you touching her then he’ll throw your ass out on the street.

Quick tip: Watch for the bouncer to walk away, he always comes back in about 12 seconds, so act fast!

You’ll see a like bar in the bottom right hand corner. If you can manage to evade the bouncer long enough and impress the stripper to fill that bar, you should get an option at the end of your “dance” to take her home.

After you take her home for some hot coffee, her contact info should be stored in your phone for future booty call use.

Check out our other guide for more tips, tricks, guides, cheats, and more for Grand Theft Auto 5.