South Park: The Stick of Truth Achievements List

We’ve located the list of achievements for the upcoming game South Park: The Stick of Truth which is being developed by Ubisoft for PC, PS3 and Xbox 360. As you would probably expect, the list of achievements is wonderfully foul-mouthed and hilariously vulgar. Well, it wouldn’t be a South Park game otherwise, would it?


Being gamers themselves, the show's creators Trey Parker and Matt Stone have been heavily invested in the development process and want the game to look and feel like an interactive episode of South Park with RPG elements, battle sequences, and many... many farts.

Though not currently in development for current-gen consoles, the game is shaping up to be a big-hitter amongst fans of the show, or just fans of farts in general.

So, without further ado, here are all the known achievements we've managed to track down for all you avid achievement hunters...


New Kid On The Block – 15G
Join the KKK.


First Day in South Park – 15G
Spend one day in South Park.


Gingivitis – 15G
Let Gingers bite you 3 times without blocking.


Day Walker – 15G
Defeat the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles


Made This For You – 15G
Fling a turd that you created at an enemy in combat.


Are We Cool? – 15G
Find Jesus while playing as a Jew.


Parkeologist – 15G
Open all garages in South Park.


For the Hoarder – 15G
Sell nothing for the entire game.


Truth to Power – 15G
Fart on the Mayor, Father Maxi, Principal Victoria & the Prime Minister.


Irritable Bowels – 15G
Shit your pants during a boss battle.


Dog Whistle – 15G
Fart on a canine enemy while in Gnome form.


Dragon Wrath – 15G
Hit 3 enemies with a single fart outside of combat.


Just Saying Hi – 15G
Fart on each available buddy in the game.


Re-Buttal – 15G
Interrupt 5 channel attacks with a fart.


Heisenberg – 15G
Defeat the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and the bald cap.


Shutout – 15G
Successfully block every enemy attack in a single, non-tutorial battle.


Stay Down – 15G
Fart on 10 enemies in the world when they’re knocked out.


Avenger – 15G
Defeat at least 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy is unconscious.


No Child Left Behind – 15G
Complete the game without ever ending a combat with a buddy knocked out.


Poco Chinpoko – 15G
Collect 5 Chinpokomon.


Chinpoko Loco – 30G
Collect 15 Chinpokomon.


Chinpokolypse – 75G
Collect all the Chinpokomon.


Daddy Issues – 15G
Befriend your Dad.


More Popular Than Jesus – 30G
Befriend half of South Park.


Junk Peddler – 15G
Sell 300 junk items.


Ass of Fire – 15G
Kill 20 enemies with Cartman’s ass.


Canadian Handshake – 15G
Fart on people 100 times.


Animal Cruelty – 15G
Fart on animals 25 times.


Pulling Mud – 15G
Shit your pants in battle three times.


Shopaholic – 15G
Complete half of the available costume sets.


Clothes Whore – 75G
Complete all available costume sets.


Friends in Strange Places – 15G
Befriend Crab People and Underpants Gnomes.


Weapon Proficiency – 15G
Score 100 perfect attacks.


Skilled Defender – 15G
Block 100 attacks.


You Bastards! – 15G
Have Kenny die 10 times in battle over the course of the game.


Mastery – 15G
Unlock all the upgrades for one of the New Kid’s abilities.


Make it Rain! – 15G
Spend $500.


Full Arsenal – 15G
Collect all of the weapons and costumes in the game.


There are also 11 Secret Achievements, though the specifics of those won’t become apparent until after the game is released. We do, however, know the value of each one…

Secret Achievement 1 – 30G

Secret Achievement 2 – 30G

Secret Achievement 3 – 15G

Secret Achievement 4 – 15G

Secret Achievement 5 – 15G

Secret Achievement 6 – 15G

Secret Achievement 7 – 15G

Secret Achievement 8 – 15G

Secret Achievement 9 – 15G

Secret Achievement 10 – 25G

Secret Achievement 11 – 15G

We'll have more information on these secret achievements in the near future, so check back soon!

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