South Park: The Stick of Truth – Collectables [Guide]

In South Park: The Stick of Truth, there are friends to add on Facebook and
30 Chinpokomon to collect. Find them all with this comprehensive guide for
collectables!

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South Park: The Stick of Truth [Guide]

South Park: The Stick of Truth – Collectables Guide
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=TABLE OF CONTENTS=
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1. Friends
2. Chinpokomon

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1. Friends
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With friendships come perks, and that rings true in South Park: The Stick of
Truth just as much as it rings true in anything else. You can gather friends
in the game by talking to the various citizens, so the citizens will sometimes
need you to do something for them first or complete a side quest or get more
friends so that they don’t look like losers by being friends with you.

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AL GORE
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Location: Behind the movie theater
Al Gore will be hiding behind the movie theater. Just go talk to him and you
will get a side quest as well.

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ALLIE NELSON
============
Location: Girls’ Hideout
Speak to Allie inside the Girls’ Hideout. You gain access to it by doing the
main quest.

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AMBER
=====
Location: Sewers
Amber is discovered and befriended as a part of the “Dropping Off the Kids”
side quest that you do for Mr. Hankey. Refer to the side quest guide for
more information.

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ANNIE
=====
Location: Outside of City Hall
When you first find Annie, she will be getting bullied by some older girls
that are trying to steal her Justin Bieber doll (which vibrates in a really
disturbing way).

Talk to Annie and this will initiate a fight with the three bullies, though
they are fairly easy to defeat. Beating the bullies up sufficiently and
defeating them will win you Annie’s heart.

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BARTENDER
=========
Location: Skeeter’s Bar
Complete the side quest “Rats in the Cellar” at Skeeter’s Bar to get the
bartender to like you and add you on Facebook.

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BEARY
=====
Location: Lost Woods
To get to the Woodland Critters, enter the Lost Woods. Then go off the screen
right, up, right, down, and then right one more time to find their hideout.
Speak with Beary and choose to accept Satan as your one true savior. “Hail
Satan!”

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BEAVERY
=======
Location: Lost Woods
Go right, up, right, down, right in the Lost Woods to find the Woodland
Critters.

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BEBE
====
Location: Girls’ Hideout
You gain access to the Girls’ Hideout by doing the main quest. Bebe (and Wendy)
will become your friend automatically, but you have to actually go around and
talk to the other girls to get them to add you on Facebook.

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BIG GAY AL
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Location: Mr. Slave’s Ass
In the main quest at the end of the game, you travel through Mr. Slave’s ass.
You will come up to an iPhone that is in his ass and Big Gay Al is trying to
call him. You have to quickly tap A to answer the phone call before it goes to
voicemail.

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BILL
====
Location: School
During the quest “Attack the School”, Bill will be on the second floor in the
middle of a fight. Save him from the fight by hitting his attackers, and then
winning the battle that follows.

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BILLY
=====
Location: Playground
Complete the side quest “Hide ‘n’ Seek”.

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BISHOP OF BANFF
===============
Location: Banff, Canada
Upon entering Canada as a part of the main story, you are eventually tasked
with fighting the Bishop of Banff.

After defeating him in battle, you are given a choice. You can choose to
either kill him or to take dire pig testicles as false evidence to trick the
Prince of Canada instead. Obviously if you kill the Bishop of Banff, he can’t
add you on Facebook, so you need to spare his life in order to secure him as a
friend.

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BRADLEY
=======
Location: Behind bush in neighborhood
After you obtain the power to shrink yourself, which you get by completing the
main quest called “Defeat the Underpants Gnomes”, you will be able to get to
Bradley. You’ve no doubtedly seen him numerous times, just out of reach behind
a bush next to a house in the neighborhood. The trick to getting him is to
shrink down and move through the hole in the bush, and then return to normal
size on the other side to talk to him.

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BUTTERS
=======
Location: Sidewalk
Butters is found VERY early on in the game. He’s the first recognizable kid
that you meet, actually. Talk to him and he will kickstart the first quest of
the game, and simply going through the motions of that first quest will make
Butters a lock as your friend.

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CARTMAN
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Location: Kyle’s Backyard
Cartman won’t add you on Facebook until you complete the quest “Attack on the
School”. It doesn’t matter if you side with Kyle or Cartman during this
quest, Cartman adds you automatically at this point.

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CATAFISH
========
Location: Mr. Slave’s Ass
Catafish is automatically added by playing the main quest of the game.

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CHICKADEE-Y
===========
Location: Lost Woods
Right, up, right, down, right in the Lost Woods. This will get you to the
Woodland Critters.

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CHINPOKOMON TOY CORPORATION
===========================
Location: N/A
!WARNING! – Chinpokomon Toy Corporation is one of the missable friends
In order to get the Chinpokomon Toy Corporation to add you, you need to find
all 30 Chinpokomon. The location of every single Chinpokomon in the game is
detailed below. Please refer to that for more information.

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CHRIS DONNELY
=============
Location: Kyle’s Backyard
Chris Donnely is the blonde kid that is with Kyle’s team. If you talk to him
before completing the “Attack on the School” quest, he won’t trust you. He
still doesn’t really trust you AFTER completing the quest either, but talking
to him then will get him on your side.

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CORNWALLIS
==========
Location: Sewers
Cornwallis is befriended and found by doing the side quest “Dropping Off the
Kids” for Mr. Hankey. Refer to the side quests guide for more information on
how to find Cornwallis and complete that particular quest.

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CRAB PERSON
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Location: Crab People Cave by the Sewers
Go to the sewers and go as far “right” as the sewers will possibly let you
go, following the “Emergency Exit” signs on the walls for a bit more clarity on
these directions.

This will lead you to a cave system where you will find a large rock that
glows green. To destroy the rock, you have to have the Nagisaki fart powers.
Perform the Nagisaki fart on the rock and it will allow you to get access to
the Crab Person that is living on the other side of it, forever combining the
worlds of the Crab and the Human.

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CRAIG
=====
Location: School
Craig is made a friend automatically by completing the “Detention Sentence”
portion of the “Call the Banners” main quest.

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DAD
===
Location: Your House
Dad won’t add you as a Facebook friend until you have at least 50 other
friends! Ah, the acceptance of a great dad. Once you have 50 other friends,
go talk to him at home. He can usually be found in the kitchen.

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DAMIEN
======
Location: Movie Theater
Damien is the black-haired boy sitting at the back of the movie theater. Just
go into the movie theater at any time, and then walk behind the farthest back
seats. Look at the back of his chair and press A to talk to him. As a big
fan of the show since it first started, I marked out hard for Damien’s
appearance.

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DEERY
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Location: Lost Woods
Right, up, right, down, right. This will get you to where the Woodland
Critters reside in the Lost Woods.

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DOGPOO
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Location: Kyle’s Backyard
Complete the side quest “Restoring the Balance” to get DogPoo as your friend.

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DOUGIE
======
Location: Outside of Butters’s House
Dougie will be found standing on the sidewalk just doing nothing really after
you start exploring the town with Butters to look for the “Warriors Three”.
All you need to do is talk to the kid.

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DOUGLAS
=======
Location: Second story, downtown building
After beating the main quest called “Alien Abduction”, go downtown with your
new anal probe/teleportation device. You can clearly see that the second
story of one of the buildings downtown has a broken window, and within that
window is one of the devices that you can use to teleport yourself places.
Teleport yourself to the second story of that building to find Douglas hiding
there.

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DUKE OF VANCOUVER
=================
Location: Vancouver, Canada
The Duke of Vancouver will become your friend automatically during your
main questing in Canada. Just do the main questline and he will add you after
you have dealt with him therein.

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EARL OF WINNIPEG
================
Location: Winnipeg, Canada
Much like the Duke of Vancouver, the Earl of Winnipeg will join you after you
have dealt directly with him during the main quest.

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ESTHER
======
Location: News Office
The News Office will be closed when you walk by it initially, so go into the
Post Office instead. Loot the Post Office, including the PO Boxes, to get
the key to the News Office.

Now you can go to the News Office. Esther will be in the process of an
interview about children suffering from narcissistic personality disorder, but
she doesn’t seem to mind.

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FILMORE
=======
Location: Playground
Complete the side quest called “Hide ‘n’ Seek”.

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FIRKLE
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Location: Behind the School
Successfully recruit the Goth kids as a part of “Gain New Allies” to get
Firkle as your friend.

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FLORA
=====
Location: Playground
Complete the side quest called “Hide ‘n’ Seek”.

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FOSSE
=====
Location: School
During the “Attack on the School” main quest, Fosse will be in a fight with
some enemies. Hit the enemies with a melee attack so that you can engage them
in battle instead. Defeat them and Fosse will thank you by joining your team.

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FOXY
====
Location: Lost Woods
Right, up, right, down, right in the Lost Woods to get to the Woodland
Critters. Remember to accept Satan as your one true savior!

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FRANCIS
=======
Location: Outside of Kyle’s House
Francis is building a snowman right outside of Kyle’s House. Smash his snowman
to impress him.

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FROG KING
=========
Location: Mr. Slave’s Ass
Frog King will add you automatically as a part of completing the main quest of
the game.

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GENERAL DISARRAY
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Location: Professor Chaos’s Hideout
Located at the storage units at the U-Stor-It building, the hideout of
Professor Chaos is the last storage unit that you come across. General Disarray
will just be chilling out in there, so talk to him and he will add you.

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HEIDI
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Location: Girls’ Hideout
Talk to Heidi at the Girls’ Hideout. You gain access to the Girls’ Hideout
automatically while doing the main quest.

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HENRIETTA
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Location: Behind the School
Recruit the Goth Kids as a part of the main quest “Gain New Allies” to get
Henrietta as your friend.

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IKE
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Location: Clyde’s Backyard
!WARNING! – Ike is one of the MISSABLE FRIENDS in the game
To get Ike, you have to be doing the main quest “Beat Up Clyde!” Ike will be
found near the top of the tower, crying because he just got beat up. To make
him feel better, fart on the nearby firework to hurt the guy that hurt Ike,
then talk to him and he will become your friend.

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JASON
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Location: Kyle’s Backyard
In the “Gain New Allies” main quest, you will be taken to the elven kingdom
at some point. This is where you can first meet Jason, the guy that runs the
shop in Kyle’s backyard for the elves. Talk to him and he will befriend you.

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JENNY
=====
Location: Playground
Complete the side quest called “Hide ‘n’ Seek”.

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JESSIE
======
Location: Girls’ Hideout
Talk to Jessie at the Girls’ Hideout. You gain access to the Girls’ Hideout
automatically as a part of the main quest.

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JESSIE RODRIGUEZ
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Location: Outside of Unplanned Parenthood
Jessie will automatically add you while you’re doing the main quest called
“Forging New Alliances”, as a part of the “Recruiting the Girls” subquest,
and actually to go even deeper, there is a quest within that quest as well
called “Unplanned Parenthood”. She will add you on Facebook immediately before
you enter the abortion clinic.

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JESUS
=====
Location: Church
Complete the quest “Find Jesus” for Priest Maxi and Jesus will become your
Facebook friend.

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JIMBO
=====
Location: Gun Shop
Complete the side quest “Big Game Huntin’ with Jimbo” to get Jimbo to add you
as a friend.

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JIMMY
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Location: Kyle’s Backyard
Complete the side quest “Magical Songs” with Jimmy and he will add you as a
friend.

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KAREN
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Location: Kenny’s House
Karen is Kenny’s sister. She can be found just sitting on the couch and
watching TV.

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KELLY GARDNER
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Location: Outside of her house
Kelly will just be standing around outside of her house. Talk to her and she
will be your friend. For an interesting scene, try opening Kelly’s door and
enjoy the peep show.

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KELLY RUTHERFORD
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Location: Bus Stop
Kelly’s kind of a bitch at first, and won’t add you as a friend because you are
not popular enough at the beginning. Once you have about 20 friends, Kelly
will add you to get in on the friend action.

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KENNY
=====
Location: Kupa Keep
To make friends with Princess Kenny, you need to pick the daffodil flower for
her before you talk to Cartman and start the first battles. Pick the flower,
which can be found in the left-most part of Cartman’s backyard, and then give
it to Kenny. This will also satisfy the requirements of a side quest.

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KEVIN STOLEY
============
Location: Kevin Stoley’s House
Complete the side quest called “Vulcan Around” to make Kevin Stoley your
friend.

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KYLE
====
Location: Kyle’s Backyard
Kyle will add you at some point during or after the “Attack the School” main
quest. Don’t worry about it, you get him automatically as part of doing the
main quest.

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LEMMIWINKS
==========
Location: School – 5th Grade Classroom
Lemmiwinks is a MISSABLE FRIEND. He is located in the 5th grade classroom,
which can be accessed as a part of the quest called “Attack the School”.
You will come to a point where the final battle is in the 4th grade classroom,
and the 5th grade one is across the hall. Obviously go into the 5th grade one
and chat with the little dude for a bit.

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LEROY MULLENS
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Location: News Office Roof
Before you can get to Leroy Mullens, you must first have the ability to shrink,
which the Underpants Gnomes give you as a part of the main quest. Smash the
vent in here that is right next to the girl being interviewed. Shrink to get
inside the vent (there is also a Chinpokomon found here), and then climb up
the pipe like a ladder.

On top of the roof, return to full size and speak with Leroy. To get off the
roof, return back to small size and go back to the pipe and climb down into
the News Office.

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LOLA
====
Location: Post Office
Lola won’t be your friend until you have about 40 other friends. She just
hangs out in the post office all day. Weird kid.

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MAYOR MCDANIELS
===============
Location: City Hall
Mayor McDaniels just wants South Park to be a better place for everybody. So
of course this means beating the hell out of all the homeless people in town!
Complete the side quest “The Homeless Problem” for Mayor McDaniels and she
will become your friend.

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MICHAEL
=======
Location: Behind the School
Successfully recruit the Goth Kids as a part of the quest “Gain New Allies” so
Michael adds you as a friend.

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MILLIE
======
Location: Downtown
Millie is smoking behind the buildings downtown, in plain sight. To the right
of the building that is to her immediate right is a pile of snow. Smash the
snow and you will be able to get behind the building and talk to Millie about
her dirty little smoking secret.

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MINISTER OF MONTREAL
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Location: Catacombs of Quebec, Canada
You encounter the Minister of Montreal during your main quest storyline in
Canada, so don’t worry about missing him because he is obtained as a friend on
Facebook automatically. How I am not sure because I didn’t realize that they
had computers in Canada…

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MOM
===
Location: Your House
Upon completing the first quest of the game, you can return to your house to
talk to your parents. Your mom will become your FB friend, but at this point
in the game, you simply do not have enough friends to impress your father, the
cold-hearted bastard.

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MONICA
======
Location: Playground
During the side-side quest “Pose as Bebe’s Boyfriend”, you encounter Monica and
her angry boyfriend. Defeat her boyfriend and she will add you. Monica is
automatically your friend as a part of the main quest so don’t worry too much
about this one.

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MOUSEY
======
Location: Lost Woods
Right, up, right, down, right in the Lost Woods. Be sure to accept Satan.

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MR. ADLER
=========
Location: Community Center
Talk to Mr. Adler at the Community Center after you’ve completed the quest
within a quest within a quest called “PTA Problem”. This is all a part of
the “Gain New Allies” main questline.

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MR. BROFLOVSKI
==============
Location: Outside of Kyle’s House
At the beginning of the game, Mr. Broflovski can be found shoveling snow. You
can hilariously smash his snow pile and see his subtle reaction. Talk to him
and he will accept you on FB.

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MR. GARRISON
============
Location: Community Center
Mr. Garrison can become your friend after you’ve completed the “PTA Problem”
portion of the main quest “Gain New Allies”. Just talk to him after you’ve
given the device to Randy.

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MR. HANKEY
==========
Location: Sewers
Mr. Hankey’s house can be found in the sewer system, but you can only get to
his house after completing the main quest “Alien Abduction”. Mr. Hankey will
become your friend after you complete the side quest “Dropping Off the Kids”
for him.

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MR. HAT
=======
Location: Mr. Slave’s Ass
Mr. Hat becomes your friend automatically as a part of the main quest. You
have to climb him like he’s a ladder during your time inside of Mr. Slave’s
ass.

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MR. KIM
=======
Location: City Wok
Mr. Kim will not become your friend until you complete the “Mongolian Beef”
side quest for him. Do so successfully and then he will become your friend as
well as your summon in battle.

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MR. MACKEY
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Location: Community Center
Complete Mr. Mackey’s side quest entitled “Wasted Cache” and he will add you.

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MR. MCCORMICK
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Location: Outside of bar
Mr. McCormick is passed out drunk in the snow by the bar. Talk to him and he
will thank you for waking him up.

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MR. SLAVE
=========
Location: Mr. Slave’s House
Mr. Slave will not become your friend until you complete a side quest for him.
Get his package from the post office and take it to him, and that is basically
the gist of his side quest. He will then become your friend and you can also
summon him in battle once a day, but not during boss battles.

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MR. STOTCH
==========
Location: Stotch Residence
Mr. Stotch can be found chilling out in his house after you’ve made friends
with Butters and actually have access to it. Chat him up and he will apologize
to you about how terrible his son is. Aw, poor Butters.

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MR. TWEAK
=========
Location: Coffee Shop
Purchase the super speed potion from Mr. Tweak (the top item when you go to
buy from him). This will make him add you as a friend.

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MRS. BIGGLE
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Location: Downtown
Mrs. Biggle is sitting on a bench outside of the shops downtown. She is happy
to add you as a friend…after all, you are in her son’s class, aren’t you?

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MRS. BROFLOVSKI
===============
Location: Community Center
Talk to Sheila Broflovski after completing the main quest “PTA Problem” which
is itself a part of the quest “Gain New Allies”.

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MRS. CARTMAN
============
Location: Cartman’s House
Mrs. Cartman will simply be sitting in the living room when you first see her.
Talking to her the first time won’t get you anything as Cartman insists that
she is not part of the game. On your second time through Cartman’s house, you
can talk to her in the kitchen and she will send you a friend request.

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MRS. HANKEY
===========
Location: Sewers
The alcoholic Mrs. Hankey won’t help herself and go to rehab, but you can get
her to be your friend on Facebook! Just complete the side quest “Dropping Off
the Kids” for Mr. Hankey in the sewers.

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MRS. MARSH
==========
Location: Tom’s Rhinoplasty
Stan’s mom Sharon Marsh works at Tom’s Rhinoplasty. Buy an accessory from her
(not a nose job…though that David Hasselhoff look is quite charming if I do
say so myself…and you can get an extra achievement for defeating the final
boss in the game while looking lik the Hoff!) and then she will add you as a
friend.

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MRS. MCCORMICK
==============
Location: Kenny’s House
Talk to Mrs. McCormick inside of Kenny’s house. She can be found in the
kitchen, but she won’t add you as a friend until at least the second day of
the game.

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MRS. STOTCH
===========
Location: Stotch Residence
After becoming friends with Butters, you will have access to his house. Talk
to Mrs. Stotch there.

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MRS. TWEAK
==========
Location: Coffee Shop
Purchase a super speed potion from Mr. Tweak at the coffee shop. It costs $15.

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NED
===
Location: Gun Shop
Complete the side quest “Big Game Huntin’ with Jimbo” and Ned will add you as a
friend along with Jimbo.

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NELLY
=====
Location: Girls’ Hideout
Talk to Nelly at the Girls’ Hideout. You can get access to the Girls’ Hideout
while doing the main quest of the game.

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OFFICER BARBRADY
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Location: Downtown
Officer Barbrady is not at his post in the police station, but rather hanging
out downtown. Talk to him and he will befriend you.

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PETE
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Location: Behind the School
Successfully recruit the Goth kids as a part of the quest “Gain New Allies”
and Pete will join you.

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PETE (2)
========
Location: Clyde’s Garage
There is a ladder inside of Clyde’s Garage that can be shot down so that it
extends to the floor. After doing that, climb the ladder to the top to find
Pete (there are two kids named “Pete” in South Park apparently) chilling out in
the attic area.

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PHILLIP
=======
Location: Vancouver, Canada
Phillip is encountered and befriended as a part of the main quest during your
stay in Canada.

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POLLY PRISSYPANTS
=================
Location: Cartman’s Bedroom
Polly Prissypants can be found sitting on Cartman’s bed. Have Cartman selected
as your main buddy and then “talk” to her.

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PORCUPINEY
==========
Location: Lost Woods
Right, up, right, down, right. This will get you to the Woodland Critters.
Hail Satan, etc.

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PRIEST MAXI
===========
Location: Bench outside City Hall
Complete Priest Maxi’s side quest “Find Jesus” and he will become your friend.

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PRINCE OF CANADA
================
Location: Ottawa Palace, Canada
The dickish (though not as big of a dick as Scott, obviously) Prince of
Canada will not become your FB friend until you advance a certain amount into
the main quest parts that take place in Canada. He becomes your friend
automatically.

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PRINCESS OF CANADA
==================
Location: Ottawa Palace, Canada
Likewise, the Princess of Canada becomes your friend just by doing the main
quest.

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PRINCIPAL VICTORIA
==================
Location: Community Center
Talk to Principal Victoria after doing the “PTA Problem” quest within the
“Gain New Allies” main quest.

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QUAID
=====
Location: Playground
Complete the side quest called “Hide ‘n’ Seek”.

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RABBITY
=======
Location: Lost Woods
Right, up, right, down, right. Lost Woods.

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RACCOONY
========
Location: Lost Woods
Same as Rabbity and all the other Woodland Critters.

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RANDY
=====
Location: Alien Ship
Randy will automatically become your friend upon completion of the main quest
called “Alien Abduction”.

===
RED
===
Location: Girls’ Hideout
Red runs the shop at the Girls’ Hideout. Have a little chat with her and
she will befriend you.

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ROMPER STOMPER
==============
Location: Police Station
Go into the police station, and then go to the door on the left on the first
floor. In here you will find Romper Stomper locked away. Go upstairs now and
climb onto the shelves to your left. Shoot the plaque shelf so that it falls
down and creates a ramp for you to continue to the air duct.

Smash the grate on the air duct, and then go inside. This will lead you to the
locker room. Loot this room to get the key to Romper’s cell. Now go back to
Romper’s cell, open it, and speak to him inside.

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SALLY
=====
Location: Playground
Complete the side quest called “Hide ‘n’ Seek”.

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SANTA
=====
Location: Police Station Roof
To get to Santa, you first need to have the alien anal probe teleportation
power. Then you need to get on the fire escape of the police station, which
you can access by exploring the station, and then you can knock the ladder
down on the fire escape for easy access.

Use the teleporter to get on the roof of the police station. Talk with Santa
up here and will add you.

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SCOTT MALKINSON
===============
Location: Kupa Keep
Scott unfortunately has diabetes, which is basically the trait that defines him
to the Grand Wizard Cartman. Scott can be found at the stables in Kupa Keep.
You should talk to him as soon as you arrive there.

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SERGEANT YATES
==============
Location: Police Station
Complete the side quest “Nazi Zombie Bounty” for Sergeant Yates to get him to
join you on Facebook. You cannot get this quest until after the Nazi Zombies
invade South Park. Then you just need to go to the police station and talk
with Sergeant Yates about the situation.

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SHELLY MARSH
============
Location: Her bedroom in Stan’s House
Fight Shelly as a part of the side quest called “The She-Ogre” with Stan,
which you can do fairly early on in the game. After you’ve defeated her, return
to her bedroom and talk to her. She will respect that you aren’t a wuss and
will add you on FB.

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SIMON
=====
Location: Sewers
You find and befriend Simon as a part of the side quest “Dropping Off the
Kids” that you do for Mr. Hankey.

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SKEETER
=======
Location: Skeeter’s Bar
Get rid of the rat infestation in Skeeter’s cellar and he will be your friend.
This is a side quest called simply “Rats in the Cellar”.

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SKUNKY
======
Location: Lost Woods
You should know how to get there by now. Remember to accept Satan. All the
Woodland Critters are added in bulk.

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SPARROW PRINCE
==============
Location: Mr. Slave’s Ass
Automatically added as a part of the main quest.

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SQUIRRELY
=========
Location: Lost Woods
Woodland Critters. Right, up, right, down, right.

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STAN
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Location: Kyle’s Backyard
Complete the side quest “The She-Ogre” with Stan and he will add you on
Facebook.

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TERRANCE
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Location: Vancouver, Canada
Terrance is encountered automatically as a part of the main quest.

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TIMMY
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Location: N/A
Livin’ a lie! Timmy will be your friend once you complete the side quest
called “The Timmy Express”, which basically entails activating all of the
fast travel flags around town. You can get the first 11 simply by exploring
South Park, but the 12th one is in Kyle’s backyard which is only accessible
upon starting the main quest “Gain New Allies”.

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TOKEN
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Location: Token’s House
Token will automatically become your friend as part of the main quest called
“Call the Banners”. That quest will get you another quest that is specifically
for recruiting Token called “Gate Crashers”. Complete them and Token will be
your friend.

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TWEEK
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Location: Coffee Shop
Tweek needs to be recruited as a part of the main quest called “Call the
Banners”. Starting that quest will get you a Tweek specific quest that is
all about recruiting Tweek called “Hot Coffee”. Complete that quest as well
and Tweek will join you on FB.

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UNDERPANTS GNOME
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Location: Your Bedroom
Complete the main quest called “Defeat the Underpants Gnomes”, which happens
during your second night staying in South Park. This guy will then be found
in front of the boarded up mouse hole. Talk to him and then complete his side
quest called “Phase 1″ and he will add you as an FB friend.

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WENDY
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Location: Girls’ Hideout
Wendy is automatically added to your friends list after you successfully
recruit the girls during the main quest, along with Bebe.

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WOODPECKERY
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Location: Lost Woods
Right, up, right, down, right. This is how you to get to the Woodland
Critters. Accept Satan. Blah blah blah.

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2. Chinpokomon
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Hidden throughout the game are 30 Chinpokomon toys. They are the main
collectable in South Park: The Stick of Truth. Find them all with this guide!

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1. CHU-CHU NEZUMI
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Location: Tree by your house
Chu-Chu Nezumi will be first seen in plain sight as you follow Butters to
Kupa Keep for the first time at the very beginning of the game. After you have
your first ranged weapon, the Bow of Sucking, return to this tree.

You can shoot things in the environment using your ranged weapon. Pull LT to
bring up the cursor. Then aim at the Chinpokomon doll sitting in the tree and
shoot it out of the tree. Then you can just run over and pick him up to add
him to your collection.

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2. FURRYCAT
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Location: Trees by Kyle’s House
To the right of Kyle’s house are some pine trees. Furrycat is right there
within the trees.

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3. LAMBTRON
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Location: Tower of Peace
On the second floor of the Tower of Peace, go to the balcony on the right.
Lambtron will be there, inside of a cage. Shoot him out of the cage to collect
him.

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4. MONKAY
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Location: Butters’s Bedroom
Butters will become your buddy and join your party after you complete the first
quest of the game, and he will join you for the subsequent quest and the
exploration of the town.

Since Butters is your buddy, he will give you a key to his house. Simply go
into his house, which is right next door to your own and to the left of
Cartman’s house.

Go up the stairs and into his bedroom. Monkay can be found lying on the ground
against the far right wall.

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5. PENGIN
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Location: Cartman’s Garage
To get the key to Cartman’s garage, you first have to enter his house. The key
is found in the endtable in the living room close to the front door, along
with a bunch of other interesting items.

Use the key to unlock his garage. Pengin will be in plain sight inside of the
garage so just grab him and continue on your way.

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6. SHOE
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Location: Clyde’s Backyard
!WARNING! – Shoe is missable!
You get to go to Clyde’s backyard and raid his fortress in the quest called
Beat Up Clyde! When you near the top of the fortress, at the part that you
see Ike, there will be an alien teleportation device sticking out of the
roof. Use it to get to the level higher and there you will find Shoe.

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7. ACCOUNTAFISH
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Location: News Office
Return to the News Office after you have the Underpants Gnome shrinking
ability. There is a vent next to the girl that is being interviewed. Smash it
and then shrink using the Underpants Gnome powder. Go inside the vent to find
this Chinpokomon.

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8. VAMPORKO
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Location: Community Center Basketball Court
You can’t get Vamporko until you have the ability to teleport using the alien
satellite anal probe. After you get that ability (which you get through
completing the side quest appropriately entitled “Alien Abduction”), you can
use the alien device on the side of the community center to teleport yourself
to the other side of the fence at the basketball court, where you can in turn
pick up Vamporko fairly easily.

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9. FETUSWAMI
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Location: Unplanned Parenthood
!WARNING! – Fetuswami is missable!
During the quest within a quest called “Unplanned Parenthood”, you can get
Fetuswami. Just before the part with the automatic turret, you will see a
dead soldier with a grenade in his hand. Shoot the grenade to cause it to
explode, removing a portion of the wall.

Go behind the wall and follow it until there is another hole that you can get
out through. Fetuswami will be right there ripe for the taking.

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10. GERBITOAD
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Location: Sewers
Gerbitoad can be found right outside Mr. Hankey’s house after you complete
the side quest “Dropping Off the Kids” for him.

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11. GUNRILLA
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Location: “Taco Bell”
!WARNING! – Gunrilla is missable!
In the room where you grab the voice recorder as part of the “PTA Problems”
quest (which is a part of the “Gain New Allies” main quest), you can see
Gunrilla on top of a storage shelf. Shoot him down to grab him.

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12. GOPHERMON
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Location: Outside of Community Center
After leaving the Community Center upon completing “PTA Problems” and
talking to Randy, Gophermon will be sitting right outside the front doors of
the building.

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13. SNA-KAT
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Location: Tree by City Hall
Sna-Kat is kind of hard to spot, but he can be found in the branches of the
tree that is just outside City Hall. To knock Sna-Kat out of the tree, shoot
the branch that he is sitting on. Then just pick him up.

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14. MOUSE-TIK
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Location: Girl’s Bathroom
As a part of the main quest, you eventually gain access to the girl’s bathroom
at the playground. Mouse-Tik can be found there just sitting in front of a
chest.

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15. POODLESAURUS
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Location: School
!WARNING! – Poodlesaurus is missable
During “Attack the School”, right after you walk by the cafeteria, you will
see a vent on the ceiling that is kind of busted up. Shoot that vent and
the Chinpokomon will fall right out of it.

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16. ROO-STOR
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Location: Professor Chaos’s Hideout
Go to the U-Stor-It building. Climb the ladder on the billboard and then climb
down on the other side to get on the opposite side of the fence. Go into the
main building there so you can press the button inside to open the gate so
you don’t have to climb the ladders every single time you go here.

Now if you head to the right, you will find an area full of storage units.
The closest one belongs to Al Gore. The next one belongs to Mr. Mackey, and
the third one you get to belongs to Professor Chaos!

Go inside and you can clearly see Roo-Stor on the rafters above. Shoot him
down and snatch him before leaving.

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17. DONKEYTRON
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Location: School
In the kitchen during the “Attack the School” quest, you can see Donkeytron
is inside the oven. Turn the burner on and then throw a fart at the flames.
The explosion will send Donkeytron flying free from the oven.

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18. STEGMATA
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Location: Kyle’s Garage
Upon gaining access to Kyle’s house, loot his parents’ dresser to find a key
to his garage. Stegmata is sitting on the floor of the garage, on the left
side of it.

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19. FATDACTYL
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Location: Movie Theater
Shoot him down from the top of the ticket booth. That’s it.

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20. FERASNARF
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Location: Mr. Mackey’s Storage Unit
In order to gain access to Mr. Mackey’s Storage Unit at U-Stor-It, you first
need to gain access to the Community Center. To do that, you need to start
the main quest called “Gain New Allies”, and you will be led there as a part
of the main story of the game.

Talk to Mr. Mackey there to start his side quest called “Wasted Cache” and he
will give you the key to his storage unit. It is the second storage unit
encountered there. Ferasnarf will be on top of the shelf, so just shoot it
down and snatch it up.

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21. PTERDAKEN
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Location: School
!WARNING! – Pterdaken is missable!
On the second floor of the school during “Attack the School”, take a right
instead of a left like you normally would to complete the story. Over here is a
locker (you should really be looting every single locker anyways). Open it up
to find Pterdaken inside.

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22. BIEBERSAURUS
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Location: Crab People Cave
If you go all the way to the “right” in the sewers, you will come across the
Crab People. You have to have the Nagisaki fart attack to gain access to the
Crab People, because there is a large rock in the way. You learn this ability
as a part of the main quest, so return to the sewers and then go to the cave
system after you’ve learned it…or better yet, use the ladder right near it
during your first trip to the sewers so that you can just use the manhole by
the movie theater for super easy access.

Biebersaurus can then just be picked up on your way to talk to the Crab Person.

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23. BROCORRI
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Location: Outside the Tower of Peace
Just outside the Tower of Peace is a flame that is next to a frozen over
Chinpokomon, Brocorri. You need to have the Dragon Shout ability before you
can melt the ice around Brocorri and retrieve him. Upon getting this farting
magic, go to the flame, stand by it, and then shoot the fart in the direction
of the flame and Brocorri to melt the ice and get Brocorri.

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24. VELOCIRAPSTAR
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Location: Outside of Token’s House
Velocirapstar is on Token’s window sill. Shoot him down to get him. To get
access to Token’s house, you have to complete the quest within a quest called
“Gate Crashers” first.

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25. FLOWERPOTAMUS
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Location: Skeeter’s Bar
Return to Skeeter’s Bar after completing the “Rats in the Cellar” side quest
for him. Flowerpotamus will just be sitting in the middle of the bar on the
floor.

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26. BEETLEBOT
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Location: Alien Space Ship
!WARNING! – Beetlebot is missable!
During the main quest called “Alien Abduction”, just before you enter the
cockpit of the ship, Beetlebot can be seen on the monitors on the right side
of the room. Knock him loose and grab him and he’s yours.

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27. COSMONEWT
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Location: Stark’s Pond
After getting the ability to teleport using the alien anal probe satellite
device, go to Stark’s Pond. In the water, you will see an alien device just
barely sticking out of it. Aim the device at it and fire to teleport into
the water.

There is a crashed UFO in the water. Teleport inside of it and pick up
Cosmonewt. Also loot the chest down here while you’re at it. When you’re
done, leave Stark’s Pond using the same teleportation device.

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28. RABBITECH
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Location: Police Station – Evidence Room
The Police Station can be entered very early on in the game. Just go to it,
waltz through the front doors, and then go up the stairs. On the second floor,
go to the righ to find the Evidence Room. Strangely enough, you can just go
in there as well without any consequences.

On the shelf of evidence, there is a breakable box on the top shelf. You
can tell when something is breakable because it will have red glowing cracks
imbedded in it. Smash the crate to find RabbiTech.

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29. ROIDRAT
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Location: Attic of the Inn of the Giggling Donkey
!WARNING! – Roidrat is missable!
You come across Roidrat while in the attic of the Inn of the Giggling Donkey,
which is explored during the main quest called “The Bard”, which is very, very
early on in the game. He is just sitting in plain sight in the middle of the
floor.

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30. TERRIBOVINE
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Location: Outside of Tweek’s Coffee Shop, under the bench
You can’t get Terribovine until you’ve gotten the ability to shrink yourself
with the Underpants Gnome magic powder. To get this ability, you need to
complete the main quest called “Defeat the Underpants Gnomes”.

Afterwards, go to Tweek’s Coffee shop. There is a bench right outside of the
coffee shop. Use the powder to shrink yourself down, and then walk underneath
the bench. There is also some loot under here as well as Terribovine.

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