Last Friday, Pearson and I spent most of the afternoon watching game-related internet memes on YouTube - our clear favourite being some jolly japes featuring the Fus Ro Dah shout from Skyrim. After having his patience tested for too long, Tom Orry snapped and wrestled us to the ground - freezing us in place with a mixture of his powerful hands and fearsome beard.
"WHAT ARE YOU DOING?" he shouted, with the exact same energy of the Dovahkiin blasting out a three-word Thu'um. Gripped by unimaginable terror, Pearson soiled his own pants and shouted that we were researching an article for the website. I, too, was consumed by fear - I said nothing.
"IS THIS TRUE, MARTIN???" Tom Orry blasted with his powerful voice. All I could manage was a weak and feeble nod.
"THEN YOU BETTER GET STARTED ON IT!!!!!!!!" roared Tom, before taking flight and returning to his mountain lair high above the VideoGamer.com office. Pearson's quick thinking had saved us from a painful and excruciating death, and I am forever at his service because of it. On with the videos!
The original, according to Know Your Meme, splices the trailer with a FAIL video. If you don't know what FAIL videos are, well, you do. You definitely do. The average internet user experiences one every 14 seconds. Here it is in all its meme-defining glory.