Achievements:
A Midsummer Knight's Thieve
Objective: Helped the Knight obtain Excalibur.
What You Always Wanted
Objective: Reached the bottom of The Cave.
Funnier Than a Burning Carnival
Objective: Enabled the Hillbilly to burn down the Carnival.
God Bless Us, Every One
Objective: Stood by and watched as the Twins murdered their parents.
It Belongs In a Museum
Objective: Came ever-so-close to recovering the Sarcophagus.
Such Bad Children
Objective: Watched Mummy and Daddy's furniture get broken all to bits.
Shoplifting
Objective: Saw a postcard stolen from the Gift Shop.
Prevenge
Objective: Served as an accessory to the Time Traveler's murder of her enemy's ancestor.
Learn to Stop Worrying
Objective: Shared in the blame for the Scientist's act of mass murder.
Grand Theft Karma
Objective: Played some dubious role in the Monk's murder of his Master.
To Soothe A Savage Beast
Objective: Recorded and played back the elevator music from the Zoo food court.
Royal Buffet
Objective: Where did the King go anyway?
Fire In The Hole
Objective: 3 die by the Miner's hand.
Embrace Impermanence
Objective: Broke bridges.
Creamed Corn
Objective: Food-based destruction.
Smells Like Team Spirit
Objective: Made all three characters smell like a dinosaur at once.
Hazardous Work Environment
Objective: Slipped, where wet.
Well Done
Objective: Sacrificed oneself for ultimate flavor.
Remorse
Objective: Remembered it's wrong to steal.
Win-win-win-win-win-win-win
Objective: Everyone reached the bottom.
Corruption
Objective: Saw the darkness in all our hearts.
Walk Like An Adventurer
Objective: Pantomimed an ancient hieroglyph.
Weight of the Beast
Objective: The scale reveals a baleful figure.
Redemption
Objective: Saw the good in everyone.
The Whole Story
Objective: Collector of forgotten dreams.
Don't Fill Up On Fortune Cookies
Objective: Peered into everyone's fate.
Who Wants to Live Forever
Objective: Got everyone out of The Cave without dying once.