Achievements:
Bag Nasty - You made yourself a blandwich. Enjoy. Yum.
Bedazzled - You've used a bio-mod on your armor! Hopefully it didn't disintegrate...
Bling Master - That's a lot of bio-mods in that weapon. Now hold it sideways when you shoot. That's even cooler.
Blood and Pineapples - Kablam! Nice juggling, soldier! You killed four enemies with one grenade!
Copper Top - You've recharged 50 items, so you can keep on going, and going, and going...
Cruising for a Bruising Altitude - You've traveled far enough to reach the average flying height of a passenger jet. Buckle up!
Decimus Durus - You've survived past Floor 10 on Hard.
Decimus Facilis - You've survived past Floor 10 on Easy.
Decimus Insanis - You've survived past Floor 10 on Insane!
Decimus Normalis - You've survived past Floor 10 on Normal.
Eat Fresh! - You've made 25 Hero SotSwiches. That's good eatin'!
Engineer Win Easy - You've made it to the bottom of The Pit with the Engineer on Easy!
Going Uptown - You've traveled far enough to walk the length of Manhattan. It's a nice day out, really.
I Feel So Funky - You tried your first mutagen! Can you move?
Incroyable! - You've traveled far enough to walk to the top of the Eiffel Tower. If they let you, which they don't. They make you pay for an elevator.
Marine Easy Win - You've made it to the bottom of The Pit with the Marine on Easy!
Mr. Fixit - You've repaired 20 pieces of your equipment. Nice work, soldier!
Quindecimus Facilis - You've survived past Floor 15 on Easy.
Quindecimus Normalis - You've survived past Floor 15 on Normal.
Quinque et Vicensimus Facilis - You've survived past Floor 25 on Easy.
Quintus Durus - You've survived past Floor 5 on Hard.
Quintus Facilis - You've survived past Floor 5 on Easy.
Quintus Insanis - You've survived past Floor 5 on Insane!
Quintus Normalis - You've survived past Floor 5 on Normal.
Red Green Jr. - You've repaired 50 pieces of your equipment and ladies find you handy.
Rhinestone Cowboy - Wow, that's a lot of bio-mods in your armor. If you survive, let's hit the clubs.
Ricky Fail - We let a 10 year old play the game and he got to Floor 3 on his first try. So, nice work, Sport.
Ricky Recruit - You completed the tutorial! Thank you! If you read the manual, you're our hero.
Room Broom - We know what your favorite weapon is...
Scout Win Easy - You've made it to the bottom of The Pit with the Scout on Easy!
Stark Approved - Power to full. Systems online. Diagnostics read green. Let's stomp a scavenger bot.
Tinker - You've used a bio-mod on your weapon! How's the aim?
Touchdown! - You've traveled the distance of a football field. It sounds impressive.
Tricensimus Facilis - You've survived to Floor 30 on Easy. Which is OK.
Tricensimus Normalis - You've survived to Floor 30 on Normal.
Vicensimus Facilis - You've survived past Floor 20 on Easy.
Vicensimus Normalis - You've survived past Floor 20 on Normal.
What I do Isn't Very Nice - Give 'em Hell, Bub.