Achievements:
Achievement - How to unlock
A good week at work - Spend two hours playing the game.
Accident or suicide? We'll leave you the benefit of the doubt - Kill one cop.
Better late than never - Kill the Bad Guy over several days.
Bloody brainless Spartan! - Spill 100 liters of blood.
Call him next time, it would be faster! - Make the Bad Guy run away 25 times.
Cooking some white sauce? - Make a pedestrian stop in front of a porn item 25 times.
Cops ain't Bad Guys. No they're not! - Kill 5 cops.
Easy tiger... we've got a quota you know! - Kill one innocent bystander.
Extra hours - Spend 35 hours playing the game.
First Blood! - Commit your first assassination.
Footloose and fancy-free! - Cut off 10 legs.
Guardian angel - Finish Level DNKTBG.
Has he lost his mind? - Cut off 5 heads.
Hasta la vista, baby! - Finish Level T666.
He can keep on running - Kill the Bad Guy 5 times as he's escaping.
He is likely to be dead. - Kill the Bad Guy 5 times on the same level.
He just shouldn't have followed him! - Kill 5 Bodyguards.
He kind. You dumb! - Kill 10 innocent bystanders.
Hmm... discretion isn't your thing, huh? - Make the Bad Guy run away 10 times.
How about opening a jerky business? - Cut off 50 legs.
I didn't know you were such an exhibitionist! - Broadcast a game on Twitch TV.
I'm glad you are not my dentist - Get 60 teeth.
Leave some to the necrophilics - Kill the Bad Guy 25 times on the same level.
My God, what have you become? - Kill the Bad Guy 250 times.
Nazi Zombiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiies - Finish Level Zombies!
Off with his head! - Cut off 15 heads.
Protect thyself - Kill 10 Bodyguards.
Ready to travel? - Get 60 passports.
Run, Bad Guy. Ruuuun! - Make the Bad Guy run 5000 meters.
Should I call your mom to make you stop?! - Kill 25 innocent bystanders.
Show off! - Share one image on Facebook.
So cute! You're like a cat messing with a mouse - Kill the Bad Guy 35 times as he's escaping.
Star wars! - Get 396 stars.
Take your time, why don't you? - Kill the Bad Guy in one day.
There are plenty of these in the world... - Make the Bad Guy run away for the first time.
They say that "It's the taking part that counts" right ? - Fail 50 times.
Tissue seller - Make the Bad Guy watch 50 movies.
Tough job - Kill a Bodyguard.
Vigilant - Kill the Bad Guy 25 times.
Welcome aboard! - Start the game.
What the hell is wrong with you??!! - Put a dog on a catapult.
What's the matter with those pages?! - Make the Bad Guy read 50 magazines.
Would you mind awfully letting go of my ball? - Keep hold of the ball for 5 seconds.
You depraved bloody vampire! - Spill 500 liters of blood.
You do like to be the master of puppets right ? - Fling the Bad Guy 1000 meters away.
You remind me of a butcher I once knew... - Dismember the Bad Guy 50 times.
You're a great tinkerer! - Associate 100 items.
You're getting into contract killer territory now... - Kill the Bad Guy 50 times.
You're not made for this. Why not take up knitting instead? - Fail 10 times.
You're the MacGyver of murder, right? - Associate 1000 items.