Achievements:
Ain't Nobody Got Time for That Kill a boss without using a weapon.
Battle Master Blow up 10000 bad guys.
Battle Ready Fill all 9 equipment slots.
Beast Master Find 20 bestiary cards.
Beating a Dead Horse Fail at trying the same recipe multiple times.
Beggar Make 100 gold from selling items.
Bestiary Scholar Find 50 bestiary cards.
Beyond the Threshold Equip entire Oceanic set.
Big Blue Dress Equip entire Big Blue set.
Blasting Off Make 10 fire boomers.
Boom Master Blow up 1000 bad guys.
Con Artist Make 1,000,000 triads from selling items.
Cry More Get defeated 10 times.
Deeper Than it Looks 5 capsules swallowed by environment.
Demotivational Poster Boy Get defeated 25 times.
Ding! Earn your first achievement.
Diva Take 1000 screenshots.
Don't Get Cocky Beat 5 dungeons in a row with no failures.
Eco Warrior Destroy major earth elementals.
Epic Fail Fail to craft a ton of items.
Go Big Blue Create Blue Pills.
Gobbo Stomper Destroy gobbos.
Going Green Create Green Pills.
Grandmaster Crafter Craft 1000 recipes.
Grifter Make 100,000 triads from selling items.
Grind Master Blow up 100 bad guys.
Haters Gonna Hate Get defeated 5 times.
Hello, World! Finished the tutorial.
I Never Get Lost Play the same dungeon in a row.
I'm Ready for my Close-Up Take 100 screenshots.
Impala Get your demon on!
Insanity Fail at trying the same recipe more than ten times.
It's a Trap! 100 capsules swallowed by environment.
Kickstart Successfully entered a cheat.
Leave No Survivors Kill all rats before defeating Gigantuar.
Leeeeeroy Jenkins Lose to a boss while unprepared.
Like a Boss Beat 50 dungeons in a row with no failures.
Make Up Your Mind Answered 'No' to a Popup Confirmation.
Merchant Make 1,000 gold from selling items.
My Precious Unlock all equipment slots.
No Level Cap Reach level 100.
One Does Not Simply Fail to craft an item.
Quick Farming Didn't let him teleport 20 times.
Run Away! Reset a board.
Save the Tatas Breast cancer awareness ribbon.
Silver Tongue Make 10,000 gold from selling items.
Success Kid Didn't let him teleport.
That's Knot Funny Wear all pieces of Dread Knot armor set.
The Apprentice Craft 10 recipes.
The Crafter Craft 50 recipes.
The Dragonslayer Kill Spark.
The Master Crafter Craft 100 recipes.
The Puzzler Discover 10 recipes.
The Riddler Discover 100 recipes.
The Thinker Discver 50 recipes.
There Can Be Only One Kill Spark on Hard difficulty.
Took the Red Pill Create Red Pills.
Total Airhead Create White Pills.
Treadmill Master Blow up 500 bad guys.
War Master Blow up 50000 bad guys.
Watch It Wiggle Kill cubes.
What Does it Mean? Create Rainbow Pills.
Wiggle Jiggle Equip a cube pet.
You Mad Bro? Die to Spark.
You're Not the Boss of Me Failing the same attempt at a recipe more than once.
Zookeeper Find all bestiary cards.