Achievements:
Eighters Gonna Eight Played a game with 8 players 50
Give It The Fingers Successfully entered both your quips in a round 50
He Who Lashes Last... Got 70% or more of the votes in the Last Lash 100
Hi, Jinx! Entered the same thing as your opponent 100
Meatloaf Candy Wrote "meatloaf candy" and win a battle with it 100
Quip It Good With both of your battles in a round 100
Quip Pro Quo Wrote a quip that Schmitty actually responds to 100
Quipee-ki-yay! You won all of your battles in Round 1 and 2 150
Sitting Ovation Played a game with an audience 50
The Titular Achievement Got a quiplash. 200