How do you prepare for zombies

Go get alot of canned foods and rations and close and lock doors and windows.Zombies is very dumb and slow,but you still have to run sometimes from packs of zombies.If you or your friends ever get bitten, you HAVE to kill him or they will turn into zombies in 2 minutes.If you have a girl in your team,don't kill the guy that's bitten in front of her or she'll scream and attract the zombies outside to attack the place you are barricading in.To know that a guys bitten,he will be very close to the heater because the bite is like a poison that damage and destroy orgamisms,making them cold or he will keep looking at the bite under his shirt. Do not travel in a large group of people to the army safehouse or the army will think you and your group is zombies and shoot you to death.Try to travel in a small group of four or fiveand wear strong bulky shirts to avolid bitten.People who betray their team is gonna be teared apart by zombies so if one of your team is very picky with weapons,like bitting a screwdriver, throw them out the door for the zombies.Oh yeah, try to know that zombies cant swim.Go north because zombies can freeze in very cold places not like a cooler but like the north pole.If there is a zombie attack,I think you should stay on a large boat with no zombies and with a lot of food that will last for four years because zombies rot too.