How do you moop

To moop you must ride a dolphin through Wal-Mart bareback with a banana up your nose and raisins in your ears while screaming GUACAMOLE! Then wave like a beauty queen pagent lady and chant moola moola moola! make sure your mooping is worth while if chandler is there the mooping must be done silently if not the books from china will crack open But if tyler is there then you must apply and lick peanut butter off of the dolphins belly or kyle will eat a frog. if none of this stuff works please call tecnical help at 1-789-789-9878 or text us at 57675433466.8 or at welovemoopingwithpeople@moopers.com