How do you entertain a two year old

It depends on the child, really. Some kids actually enjoy when you read to them (yes, some 2 year olds like that), others get attached to the TV, but I think you should try buying some puppets. Those are REALLYYYY fun and I have never seen a kid NOT be entertained with a puppet (I don't mean ventriloquist puppets I mean the soft cuddly ones). Those are great fun, cause you can put on little shows and the puppets can sing and dance and kids love it.