What are the answers to the impossible test on the iPhone

Answers to the Impossible Test

1. Touch the red circle
2. Tap the angry face 5 times
3. Tap all the grey ninja stars, careful to not touch anything else
4. Touch the button that has an "N" on it
5. Touch the top right cloud
6. Don't touch anything; there is no green drop
7. Pop the balloons from right to left
8. Drag the bubble to the right box (it's a rectangle, not a square)
9. Tap the money from 5 (top right), 25, 10, and other 5
10. Tap the bottom left fish (has an eyebrow)
11. Press continue
12. Tap the bottom right blue square
    
13. Drag the earth and the other planet to the little white hole in the middle of the big black hole.
14. Touch the WORDS orange, green, blue, and red (not the circles)
15. Drag the saw up and down on the wood (to pick up the saw must hold the handle)
16. Touch the bluish square (it's a rotated diamond)
17. Drag the penguin to the side and then an egg will appear touch it
18. Drag the "!" from the sentence "Complete the sentence!" down to the end of the sentence "This game contains three secrets, look for all of them" (the sentence isn't complete without punctuation)
19. Turn the iPhone or iTouch upside-down
20. Tap the green, yellow, and red light. But be careful; they switch positions after you hit the yellow light
21. Drag the blue guy and hit the button that says secret #2 then hit CONTINUE
22. Press continue
23. Tap the red ninja stars (watch the double negatives)
24. Let the bucket fill; make sure your iPhone or iTouch is right side up
25. Touch all the targets
26. DONT PRESS ANYTHING!
27. Follow directions; be careful about judging which balloon is lower
28. Press the button with the "S" on it QUICKLY
29. Drag the chocolate chips into there spots starting with one all the way up to four
30. Touch the buttons in this order: green, orange, red, then blue. Remember the order because the directions disappear
31. Touch the bottom right fish (see the reflection on the top bubble)
32. shake the iPhone or iTouch left to right
33. PRESS CONTINUE
34. Tap the mad face (FAST) till it disappears
35. Tap the 25, 25, 5, 10, 10
36. Tap the top right set of eyes
37. Tap the targets in this order: 5,4,3,2,1
38. Tap the fifth spiral down on the left side of the "paper"/background of the game
39. DON'T TAP THE LIGHTBULB - it flashes 11 times
40. Touch the red then blue then yellow colored balloons
41. Touch all four candles at once
42. Drag the words "the electric coil" and then press continue
43. Touch the green circle
44. PRESS CONTINUE
45. Tap the word "continue" in the sentence at the top
46. Move the white light bulb and drag the bottom yellow light bulb into the square
    
47. PRESS CONTINUE
48. Touch the red X
49. Drag the UFO over to the second to last person on the right and beam them up
50. Drag the bottom key to the lock
51. Touch the heart, the word "clubs", the word "diamonds", and then the spade
52. Tap "talk"
53. Tap around the right edge
54. Shake your iPhone or iTouch repeatedly
55. Touch the ice on the left
56. Touch the first one on the left
57. Press continue
58. Make your iPhone or iTouch right-side up so the negative side is on the top
59. 220
60. Move the green face, the purple face, and the text
61. Touch the top dial of the TV
62. Tap the weight enough so it is clear of the "continue" button. Touch it when it's clear
63. Type "bananas"
64. Rotate your iPhone or iTouch
65. Tap the whole pizza 5 times
66. Wait until the STOP disappears and hit GO
67. Red, orange, yellow, green, blue, indigo, violet
68. 6
69. Hit continue at the top right (you didn't actually fail!)