How do you say epic fail in all other languages

You dont you epic fail.
In order to say epic fail in all other languages that would take about 4.2 hours to type and you would need a special keyboard. So, saying epic fail you're epic failing so you just epic failed and you don't say epic fail in any other languages because- you're an "Epic Failure."

Hope This Helps Your Pathetic Failing Epic Life,
Sincerely, Nick