Do computer games affect computers

Yes my dear fellow computer games DO affect computers. Firstly you see when you install a game, that's a virus. If you look closely at the disk of the game you can see mini trojans running about in between the bits. When you are playing the game, such as black ops, each time you get a perk that's actually the virus affecting your system.
Lets take a look at the heuy gunship, that actually deletes windows system 32 folder of your computer. Dont even get me started on them flippen dogs.