What are the answers to the Impossible Quiz and Impossible Quiz 2

*see the two related questions for more details on these answers

Impossible Quiz (1)

1.) Four
2.) No, but a tin can
3.) K.O
4.) THE ANSWER
5.) Cross outside the game screen
6.) Shallots
7.) An elephant
8.) Yes! (green below E)
9.) THAT ONE (top right)
10.)Dentures
11.)n
12.)The dot above "I"
13.)F'TAANG
14.)Torch
15.)HORSE
16.)H
17.)17.
18.)Hammer
19.)Blue, Orange, Green, Green, Yellow (BOGGY)
20.)Seal!
21.)Green flash (top left)
22.)+1 Skip
23.)BRAN
24.)click the V in LIVES
25.)Shoe Polish
26.)Arsefacey
27.)GO TO 28
28.)Abundance
29.)Egg Mayonnaise
30.)Cross through the tunnel
31.)Woof. Woof. Woof. (wait for 3 barks)
32.)Babycham and Human Faeces
33.)7
34.)Remove your mouse cursor from the screen
35.)Wait for Green smiling button
36.)A walk
37.)Of course not
38.)Mary Rose
39.)Cylindrical Adventures
40.)Cross over the right-click menu
41.)AFRO
42.)42nd 42
43.)Tom Cruise
44.)Assemble the jigsaw puzzle and click dot
45.)WRONG (cross sun flag skull up) - upper right
46.)OMGF U KILLS SONIKKU U BASTUD
47.) click on red dot (turns green)
48.)SNAAAAKE!
49.)SPLAPP-ME-DO
50.)O.K.
51.)Fight! (mash the mouse)
52.)3rd from left
53.)...but pa might not
54.)No, about 20cm off the ground
55.)A games console for wholemeal biscuits
56.)Blue, red, blue, yellow
57.)Erm... one?
58.)Shepherd's Pie
59.)Charge ur lazer! (quickly click the mouse!)
60.)No... (unless you did 59 without retrying upon running this flash)
61.)Thumbs up
62.)Moss
63.)Tasteless white filth
64.)Egg > 28
65.)Click the word LARGEST
66.)Click the exclamation (!) "at the end of the world"
67.)A big hairy arsonist
68.)Stroke the cat
69.)LOL, 69
70.)Using its anus
71.) Click on green box
72.)Middle far left switch (it's small)
73.)? (top right)
74.)No one knows that
75.)* click ESCAPE! at upper left under question number
76.)Sugar, honey, honey
77.)Question 77
78.)FOUR
79.)Click the U in the 3rd answer
80.)Filthy Romanians
81.)Run cursor up and down lightning rod
82.)Clip the toenails
83.)National Dyslexic Association
84.)Green Shooting Star
85.)I loved it!
86.)The Prince
87.)Click where the question number . would be
88.)Break Sonic's leg (mash the mouse)
89.)Blindness
90.)Nonce
91.)Rip the note (no clicking involved)
92.)194, 27, 26, 14, 9, 3, 2.5, 1, .4
93.)Go! (behind bomb when you drag it)
94.)The bomb is a dud
95.)Remove mouse, click Red
96.)A right mess
97.)10+ times!
98.)Click the words : Blue, red, blue, yellow
99.)At green, click sign
100.)Two

101.)Chihuahua
102.)Touch the dots! (one of them doesn't have one)
103.)Slighty down and slight righty (Dennis the Square Tomato)
104.)Large yellow sad moon (Hey! Why not the large gray sad moon?)
105.)BANANA (spell it from apple, nectarine, and gooseberry)
106.)Click the arrow (right-clicking whacks you in the head)
107.)Don't click TRY AGAIN on the gameover screen
108.)4 8 15 16 23 42 and execute
109.)Make the monkey poo (mash the mouse), then click on arrow
110.)Use all seven skips"


Impossible Quiz 2

1. Up his sleevies
2. Paint
3. Earth (the rest are candy bars, remember)
4. American (A merry can)
5. Type what Frank tells you to (either ****, carrot, or udder)
6. 8 (sentence has 8 letters)
7. Press the right arrow (On your keyboard)
8. 10 letters in
9. Click the creature several times. Click the bubble on the right for a skip.
10. Click and drag "the penguin" to reveal the answer.
11. Follow the directions. Don't touch the blue parts and don't release the mouse button until the end.
12. Fine
13. Lederhosen
14. Click the 14 twice (drag the dots around so that the red markings line up with the white boxes to make letters)
15. A backwards dog
16. Chris (you can see it in the credits)
17. Touch the brown balloon with your mouse, but don't touch any of the others. It's best to start with your mouse at the top of the screen then move into position
18. Fly sandwiches
19. Fusestopper
20. *Turn on the light then pop the guy's zits. (Pop the zit on the guys ear to get a fusestopper)
21. 30 (under "other impossible quizzes")
22. Pink Clouds
23. Drag the circle around the question number 23 to be the winning "O"
24. Space (under the "c" key)
25. When it's a jar
26. You run. You run so far away.
27. Press 1 on your keyboard.
28. It's Sparta
29. Move the mouse to the small area to the right of the stream of water to find a gem. If you accidentally uncover a bomb, drag it to the water to put it out. Under search is a green bomb, let it blow up for a skip.
30. Click the 0 in the question number 30.
31. Drive down the M4
32. Click the finger
33. Click the 33
34. Click the death button
35. Aim for the face
36. Tequila (to kill her)
37. Move the mouse off the flash window and an elephant will fall.
38. * Hit the space bar repeatedly to fill the meter (note, you have to be ready to start hitting it the very moment the screen appears or you'll run out of time).
39. Same as 11, only your pointer disappears. Use the circles to guide you.
40. Toucan
41. Wait for one of the circles to shrink, then click it. In the bottom-right corner is a fusestopper.
42. Drag the guy's fist and drop it on the other guy.
43. This one somewhat requires that you've played the previous impossible quiz. It pops up a random question from it until you get one right. So either be good at guessing or play through the first one. (Splapp-me-do is the easy one)
44. What you say!!
45. Click the second E in "I see" (it'll turn green) then the I, then the E, then the I, then the O in "O RLY?"
46. Around Orion's waist
47. Universal Serial Bus
48. USB Port
49. Follow frank's directions. Be careful not to do anything if it doesn't say "Frank Says" at the top, though.
50. Click the dog's mouth to chew the bone, then move your mouse over it to "pet" it
51. Click "came last" (it will turn into camel)
52. Move the mouse back and forth over the lamp to clean it.
53. Click next to the G (notice it looks like an arrow)
54. There is a little mouse tail near the bottom right corner. Put that mouse onto the circle.
55. Pokemon
56. lol micropenis
57. Four
58. Press Space (It's displaying the exosphere, AKA Space)
59. Grab and move the "R" in Varnish.
60. Just keep dragging the cat down as quickly as you can.
61. To get to the other side.
62. Edam
63. Press the "Quality" thing on the bottom of the screen. Type "Q" on your keyboard to get a skip.
64. May want to use one of your bomb defusers here until you get it memorized. There are 6 : The planet, a very small cloud missing on the right side, near the missing cloud one of the mountain tops is missing its peak, a crease under the critter's eye, the smallest tooth closest to its cheek is missing, at the very bottom near its right hand the ground is a different color.
65. Goat's Blood
66. Click all the lighter colored leaves off the body. (Also, hit the flower on it's necklace for a bomb defuser)
67. Invisible maze, go to the green light on the left first, then get the key and head through the sliding walls to the finish. When you hit the green dot you get a message saying "To remove the universe the code is 8275" Thought it might apply to #58 but haven't figured it out yet.
68. Checkpoints are for the weak and mentally challenged.
69. Press the bomb when it hits 2
70. Click the screen first, then memorize how many times that Chris the cat got beaten til he fainted (how many punches the gangster's hand punched him)
71. 28.8kbps modem
72. violence
73. cut the tree thingy quick
74. No
75. Replica to Q70,how many punches landed on Chris to cause him to faint
76. AIDS
77. A fat bloke
78. Turn the wheel of the box until the box opens
(if not enough time (15 second bomb) then use fusestopper
79. Take the On in Dragon to the circle
80. A corpse bra
81. 2nd row the bottom one the 4th one(looks like a duck >.< from left to right)
82. Obvious (eh, this question says the answer)
83. Drag the screen away(theres a hidden platform when u drag the circle,then click next.
84 blue red blue yellow... tip before the game
85. NEVAR!
86. type U
87. arrow instead of carrot
88. don't do anything
89. you would have thought one of them would have ducked
90. TL:DR
91. Not sure about this, but click her forehead when the red thingy appears
92. none, im on the impossible quiz question no. 92
93. Click "the odd one out"
94. Silence
95. Click the numbers in ascending order, then click "enough" that will appear on the top left of the picture
96. Click the number of lives you have
97. Click 'K" in "BLACK"
98. 5
99. Burst 99 red balloons. Blue will kill you, Green will minus one (balloon).
100. Click 8275 then click the red (flashing) lever
101. Type "abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz"
102. Drag away all the pictures, then click Chris's face
103. Red
104. Clean the windows. I usually use the fuse stopper. z.
105. Click the switch behind the question number
106. Remove the eye of the left thing and put it on the metal thing in the middle, then drag the ball in the hand into the place where the eye originally was
107. A question from this quiz will come out. Click where the answer can be found for that question.
108. Follow the green arrow (it's best to rmb the path)
109. A vicious circle
110. Click the red squares
111. TEBAHPLA EHT
112. Drag the can of food to the can opener. Use the mouse to operate the can opener by going round and round. When the can is open, drag it to the dish
113. Click the colour of "nicest"
114. Use the left and right keys of the keyboard to brush the teeth
115. Caturday
116. Drag the shapes into the box
117. A question from Giucob's impossible quiz.
118. don't do anything
119. type "horse", then "peanut" then "chihuahua"
120. Changes each time I think. You need to pay attention...