Who is Jesse perring

The god of League of Legends.

He currently works as customer support for League of Legends.

One does not simply compare Jesse Perring to Chuck Norris.

Lore:


- When Jesse Perring enters a game, the Baron (toughest monster in-game) ragequits.
- Items in the shop pay Jesse Perring to be used.
- Jesse Perring's ELO is longer than pi.
- When Jesse Perring gets in range, turrets (defense mechanisms) target themselves.
- When Jesse Perring uses Karthus's ultimate (ability by champion), several people in Asia die.
- When Blitzcrank (Champion) uses Rocket Grab, he is pulled to Jesse Perring.
- Jesse Perring plays League of Legends with the monitor off.
- Guardian Angel armor (buff) is really Cloth Armor (buff) that Jesse Perring has touched.
- Jesse Perring uses Ashe's Frost Arrow (ability by champion) to hit opponents in next week's game.
- Jesse Perring has gotten a dodecakill (twelve kills) in a one-on-one game.


If you happen to be in a game with Jesse Perring, may he have mercy on your soul...