How do you get 800x600x32 video mode for PC

you have to go to farmville and buy an eggplant then fertilise your crops after you done that you go to the toilet then have a pee then play with your army men then go to my computer and delete run.dll (<< very important that you do so) after that punch your screen and hope it smashes then just buy a new one with the resolution at 800x600x32