What are the answers to the Impossible Quiz

Answers to the Impossible Quiz
(There are three answer sets below, essentially the same but with different details.
See the related links for more info.)

1. Four (Count the holes in the words "A Polo" rather than counting the ONE hole in an actual Polo mint)
2. No, but a tin can (An old joke...)
3. K.O. (O.K. backwards)
4. Click "The Answer" in the question
5. Go around the sides of the flash and back in the other side.
6. Shallots (Shallots are small onions, and as it's a square root, the answer must be smaller)
7. An Elephant (The largest thing in real life)
8. Click the tick that appears just below the S and E.
9. The 2nd "That one" (The second answer is pointing to the third box, which was the last question's answer.)
10. False Teeth (Choose Food = Chews Food)

+ 1 SKIP!

11. n (The number 2 follows the word "December" first, and the letter 'n' follows second.)
12. Click the dot on the 'i' (it is the smallest blue dot there!)
13. F'taang (Well, they do kind of make that sound )
14. Torch (Lighter, as in visual light, not weight)
15. Type "Horse" using the letters (See, it's not that hard!)
16. H (Click the 7th letter of "The Alphabet")
17. Click the question number (24 - 7 =17)
18. The hammer (Hammer time!)
19. Blue, Orange, Green, Green, Yellow (BOGGY, as indicated on the easel.)
20. Seal!

+ 1 SKIP!

21. The first box. (Keep watching and the first box will flash green, while the others flash red.)
22. + 1 Skip (Skip to the next question!)
23. Bran
24. Click the 'V' in 'Lives' at the bottom of the screen. (Rub the mouse over the coloured box and it tells you what to do)
25. Shoe Polish
26. Arsefacey (This is the only made up name. All of the rest actually exist in the UK)
27. Go to 28 (If you get this one wrong, you'll go back to the question number you clicked on as well as losing a life)
28. Abundance (A bun dance!)
29. Egg Mayonnaise
30. Click the button without touching the green.
31. Woof. Woof. Woof. (Badly Drawn Dog's 'catchphrase'. Don't do anything and he'll give the answer away!)
32. Babycham and Human Faeces. (Babycham = Sham. Human Faeces = Poo. Simple!)
33. 7 (Ignore the picture. What you actually have to do is count the letters in the words "his hand"
34. Elephants don't like mice, so move the mouse outside the flash movie and let them enter the doorway!
35. Wait a few seconds and another button will appear. (It really is game over if you click the first button)

+ 1 SKIP!

36. A walk (If a fly is named after what it can do, then if it didn't have wings it would have to walk... and therefore be called a walk... instead of a fly... you know? GAH!)
37. All the answers are correct.
38. Mary Rose (as in, Mary got up.)
39. Cylindrical Adventures (The character is from my Flash movie 'Cylindrical Adventures')
40. Right click and use the menu as a bridge across the pink gap.
41. Click the duck's afro. (It's the BEST bit!)
42. Click the 42nd 42 (Lolol, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy)
43. Tom Cruise
44. Put the jigsaw together and click inside the little circle. (You can just click the circle once you know where it is)
45. The second answer. (The question is something to do with Potatoes... can't remember now though)
46. OMGF U KILLS SONIKKU U BASTUD (The average review of 'Sonic Breaks his Neck' on Newgrounds)
47. Click the button
48. SNAAAAKE! (Metal Gear Solid reference. SNAAAAAKE!)
49. Splapp-me-do (Damn you all that spell it 'Slapp-me-do'!)
50. O.K. (and actually remember them - you'll need it later on)
51. Repeatedly click the Phlovomite and Spatulon until one wins. (The Spatulon ALWAYS wins. Because they're better!)
52. The third one. (Yes, I actually traced a carrot's leaves for that one. Oh, and the second thing is a troll. Remember those?)
53. ...but Pa might not. (Marmite sounds like Ma Might... so.... Pa might not!)
54. No, about 20cm off the ground. (Shanghai? = She hang high?)
55. A games console for wholemeal biscuits. (Digestive biscuits!)

+1 SKIP!

56. You need to have remembered the colours from earlier! Click Blue, Red, Blue, Yellow.
57. Erm... one? (Count Count Dracula!)
58. Shepherd's Pie (Blood isn't really a food now, is it?)
59. Repeatedly click the black thing until he's charged his laser and destroys the bomb.
60. This question knows how you did in the last question, so really answer honestly! (If you fail the SHOOP DA WHOOP question at any time, this answer will be NO)
61. Thumbs up (The thumbs up emoticon on MSN Messenger comes up when you type (Y) Lololol.)
62. Click the moss. (Who ever typed the question has a lisp!)
63. Tasteless White Filth (It's true, you know)
64. Egg > 28 (Fanboyism = NO GOOD)
65. Click the word 'Largest' in the question.
66. Click the ! at the end of 'the world' (I told you it was the end of the world!)
67. A big hairy arsonist. (A big hairy arse on 'ist')
68. Stroke the cat with the mouse until the bar fills up. (The back, belly and head are strokable)
69. Lol, 69
70. Using its anus. (Obviously )
71. Click a box while it's green. (It's actually quite difficult to FAIL this one)
72. Look on the left hand side of the screen about half way down and about 1cm in. (Get it right and admire the lemur)
73. The second one. (It's the question mark that's exactly the same as the one in the question)
74. No one knows that. (There's 110 really)
75. When the fuse has been lit, click the 'Escape!' arrow that appears under the question number. You need to be QUITE fast! (Anyone who did this on their very first go is amazing)

+1 SKIP!

76. Sugar, Honey, Honey. (From that song... 'Sugar Sugar' by the Archies)
77. Question 77
78. Four (All the answers here are answers from previous questions, but only 'Four' was a correct answer.)
79. Click the letter 'U' in the third answer. (The letter U is shaped like a horseshoe)
80. Filthy Romanians
81. Rub the rod with the mouse until lightning strikes it, then click the arrow that appears on the monitor.
82. Cut all the toenails by clicking them. (You have to be fast!)
83. National Dyslexic Assosiation. (Dyslexic joke!)
84. Do not touch the sides of the screen, or you'll have to restart the question! Avoid the asteriods, and look out for the shooting star which goes across the bottom of the screen. If you miss it first time, the whole thing loops so you have more than one chance. Also, look out for the two SKIPS which float by. You WILL need to collect them, as you'll need them later! (You CAN cheat with this, as with all of the "don't touch" questions. Just right click, and you're invincible)
85. I loved it! (I know you did! )
86. The Prince (The Prince of all Cosmos from the Katamari games. His sticky balls are Katamaris, you dirty pervert)
87. Click where the dot after the question number usually is. (It's the only question without one, apart from the Epic 10)
88. Repeatedly click until Eggman snaps Sonic's leg. (A scene from Sonic Breaks his Neck)
89. Blindness (Apparently dog poo can make you go blind if you smear it in your face. Can't say I've tried it, though)
90. Nonce (Nonce, as in... kiddy fiddler.)
91. Put the mouse just below the third hole on the left, and it will tear the paper. Continue tearing it across until it falls off. (Don't read the letter, it's a waste of time!)
92. Click the numbers on the people's heads in decending order. The order is 194, 27, 26, 14, 9, 3, 2.5, 1, 0.4 - Be quick, but take care. (The singing Mars is from a Flash movie of mine, and is singing 'What is the Light?' by the Flaming Lips.
93. Click and drag the bomb out of the way and click the button underneath it. (This question is based on the Christmas Sigworminator. The question number is dragable too.)
94. Don't do anything. The bomb is a dud. (Gotcha! )
95. Move the mouse out of the window and the cat will leave, revealing a button (Cat's LIKE mice! Don't forget that elephants don't, though)
96. A right mess. (Number 1, meaning PISS and Number 2 meaning POO. You know what I mean... It might be and English thing, though.)
97. 10+ times! (Let's face it. Unless you're a mental, this is bound to be true!)
98. Use the code from earlier again, but use the WORDS not the COLOURS. So, click the words Blue, Red, Blue, Yellow
99. Click the 'Next Question' sign when the traffic lights turn green.
100. Two (This time count the holes in the mints, rather than the letters.)

THE EPIC 10! UH-OH...

101. Type 'Chihuahua' using the letters. (Chihuahua is a right ARSE to spell)
102. Touch all the dots with the mouse before they vanish. Avoid the squares, and be QUICK! (Look out for the little square on its own!)
103. Search for Dennis the Square Tomato. He's above the 4th and 5th Skip, somewhere.
104. Click the Big Yellow Sad Moon. (The last one. Yellow doesn't have an opposite, therefore it stays the same.)
105. Type 'Banana' using the B in 'Gooseberry', the A in 'Apple' and the 2nd N in 'Nectarine'.
106. Stay on the road, and be careful... especially during the windy bit. Take the first of the 3 roads going up from the 2nd horizontal one. When you get to the end, click the yellow arrow that appears on the road.
107. When you put the mouse over one of the answers, a fake 'Game Over' screen comes up. Don't do anything, just wait and it will disappear. (If you click 'Try Again' on the fake Game Over screen, you WILL have to restart... so don't do it )
108. If you watch 'Lost' this should be easy. If you don't watch 'Lost', then you need to have remembered the numbers scrawled under the question in Question 50. Simply enter the numbers (with spaces) 4 8 15 16 23 42 and then press 'EXECUTE' before the timer counts down. (If you fail this question, you get to see a dramatic sequence of events. SYSTEM FAILURE! SYSTEM FAILURE! Hyroglyphics, and whatnot)
109. Repeatedly click Spidermonkey until he craps out an arrow. Click the arrow to go to the next question.
110. You need to have not used any of your skips to complete the final question. Simply click them to light up the circles, and you're done!



Second set:

Question 1: Four
Question 2: No, but a tin can
Question 3: K.O
Question 4: THE ANSWER
Question 5: Right click then move over then click, or move off the screen.
Question 6: Shallots
Question 7: An elephant
Question 8: Yes!
Question 9: THAT ONE (top right)
Question 10: Dentures
Question 11: n
Question 12: The dot above "I"
Question 13: F'TAANG
Question 14: Torch
Question 15: HORSE
Question 16: H
Question 17: 17.
Question 18: Hammer
Question 19: Blue, Orange, Green, Green, Yellow (BOGGY)
Question 20: Seal!
Question 21: Green flash (top left)
Question 22: +1 Skip
Question 23: BRAN
Question 24: V
Question 25: Shoe Polish
Question 26: Arsefacey
Question 27: GO TO 28
Question 28: Abundance
Question 29: Egg Mayonnaise
Question 30: Cross through the tunnel
Question 31: Woof. Woof. Woof.
Question 32: Babycham and Human Faeces
Question 33: 7
Question 34: Remove mouse
Question 35: Green smiling button
Question 36: A walk
Question 37: Of course not
Question 38: Mary Rose
Question 39: Cylindrical Adventures
Question 40: Cross over the right-click menu
Question 41: AFRO
Question 42: 42nd 42
Question 43: Tom Cruise
Question 44: .
Question 45: W RONG (cross sun flag skull up)
Question 46: OMGF U KILLS SONIKKU U BASTUD
Question 47: Red
Question 48: SNAAAAKE!
Question 49: SPLAPP-ME-DO
Question 50: O.K.
Question 51: Fight! (mash the mouse)
Question 52: 3rd from left
Question 53: ...but pa might not
Question 54: No, about 20cm off the ground
Question 55: A games console for wholemeal biscuits
Question 56: Blue, red, blue, yellow
Question 57: Erm... one?
Question 58: Shepherd's Pie
Question 59: Charge ur lazer! (mash the mouse)
Question 60: No... (unless you did 59 without retrying upon running this flash)
Question 61: Thumbs up
Question 62: Moss
Question 63: Tasteless white filth
Question 64: Egg > 28
Question 65: LARGEST
Question 66: !
Question 67: A big hairy arsonist
Question 68: Stroke the cat
Question 69: LOL, 69
Question 70: Using its anus
Question 71: Green
Question 72: Middle far left switch (it's small)
Question 73: ? (top right)
Question 74: No one knows that
Question 75: ESCAPE!
Question 76: Sugar, honey, honey
Question 77: Question 77
Question 78: FOUR
Question 79: U
Question 80: Filthy Romanians
Question 81: Run cursor up and down lightning rod
Question 82: Clip the toenails
Question 83: National Dyslexic Association
Question 84: Green Shooting Star
Question 85: I loved it!
Question 86: The Prince
Question 87: .
Question 88: Break Sonic's leg (mash the mouse)
Question 89: Blindness
Question 90: Nonce
Question 91: Rip the note (no clicking involved)
Question 92: 194, 27, 26, 14, 9, 3, 2.5, 1, .4
Question 93: Go! (behind bomb)
Question 94: The bomb is a dud
Question 95: Remove mouse, click Red
Question 96: A right mess
Question 97: 10+ times!
Question 98: Blue, red, blue, yellow
Question 99: At green, click sign
Question 100: Two
Question 101: Chihuahua
Question 102: Touch the dots! (one of them doesn't have one)
Question 103: Slight down and slight right (you'll know)
Question 104: Large yellow sad moon (Hey! Why not the large gray sad moon?)
Question 105: BANANA (spell it from apple, nectarine, and gooseberry)
Question 106: Click the arrow (right-clicking whacks you in the head)
Question 107: Don't click TRY AGAIN on the gameover screen
Question 108: 4 8 15 16 23 42 execute
Question 109: Make the monkey poo (mash the mouse), then click on arrow
Question 110: Use all seven skips

Chapter 3:
101. Before Christ (TOO OBVIOUSLY!)
102. The upper right block (The hieroglyphs somewhat translate as the word water, and the upper right block looks like a stream of water)
103. Dinosaur in a top hat!
104. 2002 (the Ice Age movie was made)
105. Four (the holes in TROLOLOLOL)
106. Kick it up the arse (the question is how do you make a dino SOAR (fly) )
107. 2004 (the question boxes were from The Impossible Quiz demo from 2004)
108. Type "BANG" (if you wait until 4 seconds on the bomb a text shows up saying "hint: create the universe") (20)
109. Titting Arsing Retarded Dicking Impossible Shit-Quiz
110. Click on the bomb. (the hieroglyphics say "bomb") (10)
111. G (G-string, as in a thong)
112. Click on Badly Drawn Dog's anus (its shaped like "X" , and X marks the spot for a treasure.) (10)
113. Herr Schnipp (HERR SCHNIPP = HAIR SNIP from a hair clipper which barbers use)
114. Click somewhere close to the yellow dot under the cat and the chair will collapse. Once you stroke him, Chris will make you a "PARADOX" sign. (10)
115. Pleistocine (the Ice Age era)
116. The quiz's budget ran out.
117. Adolf titler
118. It blows your hand off
119. He doesn't have one
120. Click on Nyan Shat about 30 times. (10)
121. Click on the blue time scar beside the word "end". (10)
122. Don't do anything. (10)
123. Click on the C (The largest number in Roman numerals) FUSESTOPPER: Hidden in a bush, just above the V in 'lives'. Search for it.
124. Put your mouse outside the screen. (Elephants don't like mice)
125. Click on the blue time scar and then click on the monster's eyes. (12)
126. Top left. (Question says "WTF", answer is "Snow", as a surprise that it's snowing all of a sudden)
127. Triassic Garden (Triassic is the era before Jurassic)
128. DX (answer in Roman numerals)
129. Click 'Mutts 'N Sluts' magazine. (10)
130. Click the question number.
131. Rub both of the dogs until they disappear. (10)
132. Australia
133. Type 'w' (Double Ewe, ewe=female sheep)
134. Gondwanaland (It is located at the bottom right one, drag the vines too see it.) (10)
135. Barbarism
136. Drag the vines away to find the button on the bottom of the screen, in the middle. (10)
137. A piano stuck up a tree ( A piano's keys is made from ivory, it has four legs and the tree has a trunk)
138. Rub the defective laser as fast as you can, and click on the sign when it appears. (10)
139. Bond (Bondage, get it?)SKIP: Click the top right valve.140. Edam (wait until the answer appears)
141. Click on the second portal from the right at the bottom. Alternatively, type 'cast'. (Glitch)
142. Click the 42nd 42. (Different place than the first quiz, and the '42' in the hint counts as one of the 42 42s) (10)
143. Gabe Newell (He invented the Steam Engine which is created by the gaming company called Valve)
144. Press 'Y'. ("Y"...just "Y") (5)
145. Rot! (Question=Favourite colour, Answer=Red)
146. Press '!' repeatedly. (10)
147. The Battle of Hastings?
148. Click the buttons below in order: blue, red, blue, yellow. (10)
149. 410 (30 in the Demo, 110 in IQ1, 120 in IQ2, 150 in this quiz)
150. Wipe out the quiz in order to save Chris. (If you click "Sacrifice Your Lives" then it's game over....)
And you done it....You saved Chris from the dangers of the Impossible Quiz!!!!!!
Question 1: 1891
Question2: 23 Question 3: press the red button once then wait then press the other red Question 4: press the blue button in the o in on Question 5: both of the above Question 6: it creates a large thrust of energy/explosion Question 7: fat man Question 8:"koniosis" Question 9: is a place in Thailand Question 10: all invented by women Question 11: a kiss Question 12: George bush Question 13: intense heat Question 14: 50 miles Question 15: amen Question 15 (final): click can find the red one