What are the lyrics to the song at the beginning of the game Chill Manor

Here are the lyrics, as I heard them:
I'm so very glad to see you! You're most welcome in my home!
Won't you step into my parlor? In these halls, you're free to roam.
I've been waiting for you, dearie, and I've got a big surprise:
Watch me change the course of history before your very eyes!
(evil laugh)
You see, I stole the book of ages, and I tore out ALL the pages!
Now I'm making little changes on each one!
I'll hide them here in every hall
I highly doubt you'll find them all!
My nasties will distract you till I'm done! (chuckle)
Changing history is lots of FUN!
(evil laugh)