In kingdom of Loathing how do seal-clubbers build the epic weapon
In kingdom of Loathing how do seal-clubbers build the epic weapon
To build the Bjorn's Hammer which is the Seal Clubber's Epic weapon you need to first buy a Hermit Permit for 100 meat and bubble gum on a string for 30 meat. then fish in the sewer until you get a worthless item. You may need to buy another bubble gum on a string to get it though. Then go to the Hermitage and buy a 10 leaf clover. After that go and buy a casino pass from the market. Go to the casino in the Wrong Side of the Tracks and play the Lemon Slot. You should get a Big Rock. Then buy another Hermit Permit and bubble gum on a string to go fishing. Then buy a Seal Tooth from The Hermitage. Go to the market and to the meatsmith. Buy a Tenderizing Hammer. Go to your inventory and craft stuff then choose smith stuff. Combine the Big Rock and the Seal Tooth. You should get a Seal Toothed Rock. Combine that with your starting weapon, the Seal Clubbing Club. Then you should have the Epic Seal Clubber's Weapon, Bjorn's Hammer. If you want to make the Epic Legendary Weapon, the Hammer of Smiting, you have to combine Bjorn's Hammer with Distilled Seal Blood which you get after defeat The Clownlord Beelzebozo. The guy you have to defeat to finish your quest. To do that you need at least 4 Clownosity. Just wear clown stuff that you get in the "Fun House". Then when you get to a door, press the nose and you will fight him.