How do you turn into a werehog

First, you must find yourself some dog hair. Then get a Sonic game's CD, or an SD card with the game's save data. Then get some blue paint.
Now add some fruit and veg, and some yoghurt. DO NOT AND I MEAN DO NOT USE ROBLOX GAME CARDS.

Now blend it all in a blender! And drink. In a few seconds, you'll feel week and then you'll feel very hairy and doggy, your voice will go deeper than average (and way deeper than Justin Bieber's voice!) then if you look in a mirror, you'll find out you've turned into a full Werehog! This change is irreversible though!