Homework is about how to catch a red Phoenix dragon

well personaly i already got my own in my backyard. last week when i was walking home i noticed a whole in my carpet. As i hit it with my shovel something occured to me, It was talking a sort of mumbly language. I figured it was talking to my cat so i sent him down the hole. I got my pedo glasses and investigated the spike through my drain. I feed it left over spinach sandwhiches and he threw it back at me and i knew it was that time of month for the female dragon then i hit him over the head again and caught him in my white bait net.