How do you get Kari Fry to like you

well, if yhu wood lyke kariiana Marie fry to lyke yhu yhu have to go and chop yhur balls off andwhile yhur at it hang yhurself then wake from the dead and proccedd 9990 more times and then go by granny glasses and then stick them up yhur,,, BEEP ! once that is done find a dude named brice Allen crulland fudge in the as$s holle and tape it then send to yhurgreat great great great grandmother and watch her suffer !if yhu do knot have one of those then send it to a dancing banannnaand watch it masturbate its self ! ohk then kill a guy named packman !
that should get mi attention then once yhu get mi attenition go and shoot yhurself in the heart and vidoe tape it and send it to yhur mom and send me a copy so yhur mom can have a stroke and die a VERY slow and VERY painnnfull lDEALTH !!! VIDOE RECORD THAT TO SO YHUR FATHER COOD GO AND ELECTRACTUE HIMSELF WITH POWER PLUGS AND A TUB FULL OF SCHORCING HOT WATER!
THAN i will fall in love wit yhu and we'll be mass murders together,,but i will warn yhu twoo minutes aftrer i meet yhu i will get mi uncle kailililililila to make yhu watch tracillia try out to be in the movie dr. dooliteand then ill kill yhu wit a butter nife and slit yhur throat and watch yhu suffer and laff over yhu evily !
i hope this has helped yhu find a way to lyke kari fry !
thanks for yhur time ! (:
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