How do you get 9000 zwinky bucks on zwinkycom instantly

first of all you go to a garden , then you find a hole . so then you look in the hole and "oh , i should die in this hole." so you right a suicide note that says "dear person who is reading this , since you have read this you will recieve 9,000 zcard the next time you log onto Zwinky . but when you read the suicide note you need to be in a cave with a lepraucaun and a unicorn . then you must feed the unicorn . right after you feed the unicorn then you must chant the suicide note outload ! then you get a stick and stick it through your heart . THEN YOU WILL RECIEVE THE ZCARD . K ,bye :*