Make no mistake: I’m no musician, but I love writing lyrics.
Something about the constraints of the rhythm, the unwavering momentum of the melody, and the intrinsic playfulness of the medium exhilarates me. Unfortunately, I’m not cozy with a great number of singers, so I have to be the one to subject you to my rhymed writings. My apologies.
But if you can get past my voice and swallow the following Assassin’s Creed Revelations multiplayer rap, I think you’ll find it was well worth the long-term vestibular damage.