The Impossible Quiz Book: Chapter 1
Genre: Puzzle
The Impossible Quiz Book: Chapter 1 Guide
Solutions to The Impossible Quiz Book: Chapter 1
Note: Answers written in red indicate that the question features a bomb. The bolded red text next to it indicates the timer of the bomb. If the number is "in quotes", then the bomb won't cause a game over upon time running out. If the number has an ellipsis (...) before it, the bomb will appear if you take too long in a question.
1. Carefully (starting like you can)
2. Clint Eastwood (He's a really good shooter)
3. 2:30 (tooth-hurty = Two-thirty)
4. A femur (female lemur)
5. Click the empty SKIP arrow (It points the same way as east on the compass pointing to east)
6. Click the word "What" (It wasn't a question, since there was no question mark)
7. Illegal (ill eagle)
8. Press "H" on the keyboard (the alphabet) (variant of a question from first The Impossible Quiz, even hinted at by one of the options)
9. Blnd Pg, since it has no eyes (no i's)
10. Count the sperms, it's either 7 or 8 (If one of the upper is tired, it's 8; if not, 7) (reference to Splapp's Badly Drawn Dog, series 3, episode 1)
11. 4 (How many letter S in assassin?) (Because the last S is not a part of the word ‘letters’, the last S in ‘assassins’ is not a part of that word either, or because there are 4 unique letters in the word)
12. Click the dots in order.
(20) // SKIP: Press the empty dot after 7, then continue
13. Corn flakes (tons of them fall on the floor)
14. Click the correct item (pigeon/dolphin to the left, fork to the right)
15. >:( (Angry, because it's hard)
16. Click the word "question" (Options read "Press", "the", "long", "one"; "question" is the longest word of the question)
17. Press "C" on the keyboard, since it's showing a picture of a sea (sea = C)
18. The dictionary (since it will give you the meaning of the WORD "life")
19. A tin (reference to a question from the first Impossible Quiz)
20. Click Chris repeatedly until he is done licking his leg.
21. Drag the dot between the 2 and 1 in the question number, and then press the resulting 2.1
(10)
22. A yoglett (a baby yogurt)
23. Pop the correct amount of bubbles, (either 18, 23 or 27) then click the arrow
(20) // FUSESTOPPER: Click the dark purple bubble (Middle left one)
24. Click the words ‘far too’ (it turns into "FART oo")
25. Seaweed (as in, the sea urinated (joined)
26. Yes (If not, the last question would be wrong)
27. Wow. The Impossible Quiz sure has gone downhill (considering the same question was asked 3 times)
28. Drag off the body, then click the liver (De-liver = remove the liver, it's the weird shape like the heart on his body)
(10)
29. A yoglett (see Q22)
30. Press left and right arrows until Chris is hit by a tank (Left, right, left, right, left, right, left)
31. No U (100 pennies in a POUND, but the U is left out of "pound")
32. Press "M" on the keyboard (1 in "a Minute", 2 in "a MoMent", none in "a thousand years")
(10)
33. You wrote it with your left hand (The creator of this question is right-handed)
34. Biased! (Bi=Two, A**=Donkey)
35. Press "P" on the keyboard, since it shows a guy peeing (pee = P)
36. Drag the word “bowel” and click "Answer" ("Bowel movements" = movement of (the word) “bowel”)
37. Click the button repeatedly until the bar fills up and transforms Chris into his real-life counterpart, Socks!
(10)
38. 25.81 (square root of 666)
39. People die (swine flu reference from this quiz)
40. In my gentleman's area (or otherwise) (click on the doll's crotch)
41. Wipe their arse (dump means poop)
42. Mash all the keys on your keyboard (except TAB) until Pig Buster (the worm on the right) is dead (reference to a flash game made by DeviantArt user gingerneck; also referenced in Question 42 in The Impossible Quiz 2)
(10)
43. Type cast on the keyboard (The answer is (to) type CAST)
(10)
44. Drag the word "mouse" on top of "here", then click the arrow on the right of the screen (reference to the maze questions of the previous TIQ games, especially the second)
45. Drag the word "ground" down, and fix the leaks under there (The under ground pipes = The pipes under (the word) “ground”)
(10)
46. There are 7 different questions:
- ex. 1 Question: JFMAMJJASON? (Answer: D) January, February, March, April, May, June, July, August, September, October, November (Answer: December)
- ex. 2 Question: OTTFFSSEN? (Answer: T) One, Two, Three, Four, Five, Six, Seven, Eight, Nine (Answer: Ten)
- ex. 3 Question: MTWTFS? (Answer: S) Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday (Answer: Sunday)
- ex. 4 Question: ROYGBI? (Answer: V) Red, Orange, Yellow, Green, Blue, Indigo (Answer: Violet)
- ex. 5 Question: MVEMJSUN? (Answer: P) Mercury, Venus, Earth, Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, Neptune (Answer: Pluto)
- ex. 6 Question: TIQTIQTTIQ? (Answer: B) The Impossible Quiz, The Impossible Quiz Two, The Impossible Quiz (Answer: Book)
- ex. 7 Question: FFFRRPPHHH? (Answer: That’s a fart isn’t it?)
47. Rub the mouse up and down the pole until the tesla coil Badly Drawn Dog/Bitch/Pups are chewing on, until it's struck by the bigger tesla coil (reference to Splapp's Badly Drawn Dog, series 3, episode 2)
(15)
48. 1 (keys to make something unstable: 1 key = Wonky)
49. Either drag the word "Life" onto Mars, or click Mars' craters until a Phlovomite (blue alien) pops out with a sign that says "Yes!" (you will have to do only one of these tasks each time, it's completely random)
(20)
50. Shoot (click) the headed hook three times. You need to be quick!
(5)
